When you first started dating your better half,

Reality|Bites · 29 May 2021 at 19:08

what was that one thing that got to you and still sticks in your mind till this very day?

One thing for me would have to be the night she came round planning to stay a while with a suitcase...she'd been round before and she must have noticed my underwear hanging on the horse as she wasn't in the door and out of the hall till she dipped into her bag and handed me a pack of wetlets bum wipes. Sake woman I cycle a lot I tend to stain my under wear jeezo woman.

Terminal_Boy · 29 May 2021 at 19:10

That she was married to someone else at the time.

Reality|Bites · 29 May 2021 at 19:14

who had the bigger one?

Malevolence · 29 May 2021 at 19:15

Ayup, Reality|Bites is on the shandy again.

Reality|Bites · 29 May 2021 at 19:15

can you tell?

Malevolence · 29 May 2021 at 19:18

Reality|Bites said:
can you tell?

Sort of. Slightly. I think.

tom_e · 29 May 2021 at 19:35

Reality|Bites said:
what was that one thing that got to you and still sticks in your mind till this very day?

One thing for me would have to be the night she came round planning to stay a while with a suitcase...she'd been round before and she must have noticed my underwear hanging on the horse as she wasn't in the door and out of the hall till she dipped into her bag and handed me a pack of wetlets bum wipes. Sake woman I cycle a lot I tend to stain my under wear jeezo woman.

Lawd, where was the warning I've just finished dinner :cry:

Trifid · 29 May 2021 at 19:43

Reality|Bites said:
I cycle a lot I tend to stain my under wear jeezo woman.

You're meant to go commando. And I'm not convinced anal discharge is healthy anyway. :cry:

Reality|Bites · 29 May 2021 at 19:45

before I got my Selle max flight saddle I would get to work and there would be a puddle in the dip in the saddle? I dunno?

Trifid · 29 May 2021 at 19:52

Reality|Bites said:
before I got my Selle max flight saddle I would get to work and there would be a puddle in the dip in the saddle? I dunno?

There's a reason that cycling attire exists. More comfortable, faster and means it looks like you can go to the toilet properly. https://www.wiggle.co.uk/cycle/bib-shorts

Malevolence · 29 May 2021 at 20:03

Trifid said:
anal discharge

Good name for a punk band. Apt really, as I've just given myself a 'Travis Bickle' for shiggles and because I'm bored.

Reality|Bites · 29 May 2021 at 20:09

SexyGreyFox · 29 May 2021 at 20:19

Malevolence said:
Good name for a punk band

We do have Discharge from Stoke who now play the very odd gig.

Reality|Bites · 29 May 2021 at 20:21

So SGF what's your better half story? (trying to move on from my bodily defects

)

Malevolence · 29 May 2021 at 20:23

SexyGreyFox said:
We do have Discharge from Stoke who now play the very odd gig.

Yeah, I used know Bones quite well. Used to drink in the Woodsman, up 'anley duck, back in the day. Him and a lad called D-Fekt that I used to work with at T.H.E.

Reality|Bites · 29 May 2021 at 20:25

Malevolence · 29 May 2021 at 20:36

Reality|Bites said:

This time I wasn't kidding. I was very bored.

arknor · 29 May 2021 at 20:38

Reality|Bites said:
Sake woman I cycle a lot I tend to stain my under wear jeezo woman.

erm what? I cycled a lot in the past hundreds of miles a week, often 30-40miles never got bum stains and some of my underwear is white... it's still white

fresh daily is the way

SexyGreyFox · 29 May 2021 at 21:35

Reality|Bites said:
So SGF what's your better half story? (trying to move on from my bodily defects )

Hmm
I used to be a born again Christian in 1974 age 16, I had seen her quite a lot since 14 because her Church group used to come ours and vice versa.
This one night when I decided to ask her for a date, a mad girl was running up and down the hall and squealing like a complete moron and I made a passing derogatory comment about her.
My future wife just said "She's my sister"

The first time meeting her parents they put a small table in front of me with a cup of tea on it and I kicked it over.
The second time they did it again making a joke about it and I proceeded to kick that over - they never put a table in front of me again

Both of these stories have cropped up again this week so it's something that gets mentioned now & then.

* we became atheists at 18 and got married in a Registry Office.

Pawnless Endgame · 29 May 2021 at 21:58

Malevolence said:
Ayup, Reality|Bites is on the shandy again.

I noticed he starts a lot of threads on here. Tries to have a couple of his threads in view on page 1 at any time. It's rather like how Justin Bieber constantly encroaches the top 10 with a couple of his entries