i hate hamsters.
when i moved into a flat with my missus she wanted a pet. because the place was too small for a dog or a cat we settled on a hamster. several small bites, 1 major fingertip-related laceration and 2 pints of blood later and i swear the little cretin is after me.
*rocks back and forth*
I can hear him going around in his wheel most nights, slowly plotting my eventual demise, nibble by nibble.
seriously. don't get a hamster. get something far less aggressive and more fun. like ebola.