Wheres my cat?

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I just wanted to share something with everyone, i lost my girlfriends cat!

I really hate the thing, we live together, but she went to Mexico a few weeks ago and she's back on tuesday, and theres no sign of the furry little critter.

Ive tried shaking a box of biscuits out of the window and everything!

Maybe if i take the gaffer tape from the cat flap might help?


I hope she turns up, the cat that is....
 
You're doing it wrong.

You're supposed to shake boxes of biscuits at your girlfriend and bang your cat.

Not the other way round.

No seriously, if you've shaken a box of biscuits out the window then I'm afraid you've done all you can.
 
He or she may have been frightened by the fireworks, and have sheltered somewhere, and are now shut in?

Have you rung the animal shelters in case a cat has been brought in injured?
 
Roblam said:
Every cat we've had has often gone missing for days at a time, they always come back when they're hungry.
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trust me, this thing hates me, to top it all off im badly allergic, i love animals dont get me wrong, but jeez this cat likes mind games. very stubborn.

i bought some whiskers the other day but its still in the cupboard i cant find it!
 
knip said:
He or she may have been frightened by the fireworks, and have sheltered somewhere, and are now shut in?

Have you rung the animal shelters in case a cat has been brought in injured?
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no, we dont live in the city, Im just amazed by the sheer stubborness of the thing.

there has been fireworks, but i know the cat, (i took it off a friends hand 4 years ago) and she is mentally tough and very clever and exremely stubborn
 
her name was little legs, then it was gormless george, then Porge, then luitenent commander Porge, then she lost her sister, then she became Captain Porge, soon she is due General George but i cant find her, aaah this is for real, its like a ticking bomb, she needs to turn up before tuesday!!!!!!!!
 
I saw a cat once.

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ojrules said:
i can't work out whether some people simply dont get the joke or not :P
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There is a joke? I was under the impression the OP was just a colossal moron.

I assume the "joke" revolves around the gaffa tape part? I apologise, I assumed as it wans't funny it wasn't a joke.
 
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