Wheres the friday jokes!

[Gaz1988]

Come on make me smile! im at work!

 

[gjrc]

whats brown and sticky?

 

[vincent1989]

whats brown and sticky?

a twig/stick

 

[gjrc]

a twig/stick

yes!!

whats yellow and spongy??

 

[knowledge123]

whats brown and sticky?

Chocolate rain ?

edit : I'm too slow.

 

[vincent1989]

yes!!

whats yellow and spongy??

omfg...could it be a sponge? or dinner lady custard?

 

[Zip]

yes!!

whats yellow and spongy??

An infected prostitute?

 

[vincent1989]

An infected prostitute?

homer simpson!

edit: not that he is an infected prostitute, but that i am countering your answer

 

[Dingleberry88]

whats brown and sticky?

A turd.

whats yellow and spongy??

A fat person with Jaundice.

 

[Gaz1988]

poor! lol

 

[Tom0]

whats brown and sticky?

Micheal Jacksons Genitals

 

[.Kencs]

oh well, here goes:

What''s the difference between a gynecologist and a geneologist?

















One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.

 

[Moredhel]

What's pink and fluffy?




Pink fluff!

What's blue and fluffy?



Pink fluff holding it's breath!

 

[.Kencs]

man that was poor 2/10 -> 2 for the effert in trying LOL

 

[gjrc]

What's pink and fluffy?




Pink fluff!

What's blue and fluffy?



Pink fluff holding it's breath!

i like that one

 

[.Kencs]

Oooookkkk, im missin the joke with that 1 then lol

 

[Gaz1988]

come on guys, must do better!

 

[vincent1989]

come on guys, must do better!

haha LOL, thats ******* brilliant, wish i knew jokes like that!

 

[sbi5ar]

omg lol wtf lmao bbq

 

[Nazca]

What did the magic tractor turn into?




A field.



Why did the boy fall of his bike?



Someone threw a fridge at him.