Wheres the thread about the woman on a tinder date doing a mega poo

[leemk]

Either my searching on here is not working or the general populace of GD is slacking but cant seem to find any thread on the Bird who took a dump on a tinder date and threw it out the blokes window and got her arm stuck.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

 

[Martini1991]

That's the best thing I've ever read in my life.
I think I'm going to get a good nights sleep tonight.

 

[jsmoke]

Ouch what an ice breaker. Bet that created a **** storm.

 

[mmj_uk]

Why didn't she just break de poo poo up? do they not teach common sense nowadays?

To be honest it sounds like a bit of a viral money making scheme.

The story appeared on a crowdfunding page, set up by the University of Bristol student.

 

[Narj]

Why didn't she just break de poo poo up? do they not teach common sense nowadays?

Well as a bloke you can wee on it to try and break it up but women don't have the same targeting system we have.

 

[mmj_uk]

Just use your hand and a bit of bog roll, she was apparently able to pick it up and throw it out of/into the window.

 

[Narj]

What worries me is that if it was that easy to pick up and throw out of a window, then she's not getting enough fibre in her diet.

 

[Caged]

I am reminded of that cracking scene from Dumb and Dumber.

 

[chaparral]

Reminds me of that member on here that farted in bed and shot out a poo at his girlfriend or wife....

 

[Malevolence]

Reminds me of that member on here that farted in bed and shot out a poo at his girlfriend or wife....

Reminded me of this little gem.

 

[Cromulent]

Reminded me of this little gem.

That is a pretty awesome blog. The internet has never let down yet.

 

[Big Spender]

This story is even better in Pidgin

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196

 

[Dirk Diggler]

This story is even better in Pidgin

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196

Pidgin should be the official language of OcUK!

I think the guy had a lucky escape there as he's been spared a lifetime of roughcast scrubbing and plumbing bills.

 

[Devrij]

Daily Mash did a funny piece on it, can't link because of swearing, but check it out

 

[Diddums]

Why the **** am I reading this whilst eating breakfast.

 

[Tone1979]

Why the **** am I reading this whilst eating breakfast.

because OCUK...

 

[NewGamer11]

Reminds me of that member on here that farted in bed and shot out a poo at his girlfriend or wife....

What was he doing being the little spoon?

Why the **** am I reading this whilst eating breakfast.

Because you're a sick man and should get some help.

 

[Nasher]

I'm a bit shocked that her solution to a flush proof poo was to just chuck it out of the window, like there was just no other option...

 

[Tek81]

The story raises a somewhat philosophical question in my mind; would the act of a woman slinging her mega dump out of the window be more forgivable if she was stunningly beautiful?

 

[FortuitousFluke]

Pidgin should be the official language of OcUK!

This, half the people in here have given up on English as a language anyway.