Which is more rude?
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If that was really true you wouldn't have the sig you do.
My sig has nothing to do with me caring what people think. It is simply there in case anyone wants to add me. Much easier.
Soldato
You are voting for Romney so I am guessing you are passed worrying what people think 
Tell them to shove it up their arse. Works a treat.
I suggest one further.
Take the cake and shove it up your own arse, while making tasty chewing noises. Tell them it was delicious when your done. Then your diet is still intact but you won't have offended them
Soldato
"Did you wash your hands before making these? I'll pass, thank you"
Soldato
Accept the cake, doughnut or whatever is on offer, and skip the crisps that you brought in with your lunch, or your next snack.
Surely you bring cakes etc into the office too, to reciprocate?
Surely you bring cakes etc into the office too, to reciprocate?
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You wouldn't last long in our place, one of us would creep up behind you and stab you in the mouth with a choclate eclair
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Saying no to cake is not rude. People won't care if you have cake or not.
Your thinking way too much.
Your thinking way too much.
Permabanned
Id eat some cake and take some home. Can't lose that way.
Soldato
You are voting for Romney so I am guessing you are passed worrying what people think
People dislike people who don't eat cake ??? my god man grow a pair.
Soldato
Rip your shirt off then rub the cake over your naked body until it crumbles to dust.
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i refuse birthday cake almost every time...never dawned on me that this could be considered rude, not that this would bother me too much
Man of Honour
No, it doesn't. If you want to make it more masculine, dress it up as improved fitness rather than reduced weight (which is a much more sensible attitude anyway).
My suggestion is to tell the truth. If you're determined to lie about it, sooner or later someone will see it as rude whichever lie you choose. If the cake offer is once in a blue moon, you'll probably be fine. If it's fairly common, you'll probably offend someone.
Your lies have their own advantages and disadvantages:
1) Refusing the cakes means that you have to speak to them more. They might push you. You'll have to say "no" more clearly and since you're lying about the reason for it there's plenty of scope for offending people.
2) Accepting the cakes and throwing them away later will probably be seen as more offensive if they find out what you've done. It's also possible that it will delay problems rather than remove them - what if they ask what you thought of the cakes? If the cakes are home made, that's very likely.
Tell them the truth. It's not something weird, like that you're going to take the cakes home and masturbate with them. You're just being a bit more moderate about what you eat, for sound health reasons.
Man of Honour
say a simple no thanks you dont have to justify yourself
if yes then say thanks ill take it home for my tea tonight if thats okay, obviously it would be. i doubt people would see no rudeness when offering out cake unless you were actually rude
if yes then say thanks ill take it home for my tea tonight if thats okay, obviously it would be. i doubt people would see no rudeness when offering out cake unless you were actually rude