Which language to learn?

[agnes]

This isn't something serious, but something I have been meaning to do for a while. I have downloaded the free, and frankly brilliant little app called DuoLingo on my Nexus 7 2.

I have sampled all the langages on there, I enjoy German the most, but figured which you guys think would be best?

I understand this app won't make me fluent in anyway, but it seems like a good way to be introduced into learning a language.

The options are:

German
French
Italian
Spanish
Portuguese

I have no previous knowledge or skill at speaking any other language other than English, and even then it's terrible haha.

I was thinking Italian, but I struggled with the basics of it!

 

[agnes]

Portuguese.

That choice was based on my question: Which of those 5 countries have women I most like to bang.

Ah yes, this is also a factor, which is the most likely to impress the opposite sex haha.

 

[agnes]

Maybe you should start with English.

Haha, my Engrish is rawful.