Which one of you Gucci belt wearing bro's owns this house..

JonRGV250 · 16 Feb 2024 at 13:25

I take no responsability for damage to anyones eyesight or mental state when viewing the interior..

Check out this 3 bedroom semi-detached house for sale on Rightmove

3 bedroom semi-detached house for sale in Thomas Drive, Prescot, L35 for £180,000. Marketed by Purplebricks, covering Liverpool

www.rightmove.co.uk

Own up, who's is it?

Cosimo · 16 Feb 2024 at 13:28

They must be looking for a quick sale.

Diddums · 16 Feb 2024 at 13:29

"This house was brought to you by Vanquis credit cards"

JonRGV250 · 16 Feb 2024 at 13:30

I'm assuming the owners are going back to a house with wheels on it.

Junglist · 16 Feb 2024 at 13:32

That's my place. We had a deal with B&M when furnishing it.
Lets have it right, we all know crushed velvet is the demonstration of peak class.

Freakbro · 16 Feb 2024 at 13:36

I'm putting money on the lady of the house having a trout pout...

throwaway4372 · 16 Feb 2024 at 13:47

Right next to a train line and motorway, I'll pass.

mrk · 16 Feb 2024 at 14:28

The daily car the owner of this house drives has eyelashes on the headlights and a vagazzled interior.

Duke · 16 Feb 2024 at 14:33

Is that a TV mount on the fence in the rear garden photo?

burtie · 16 Feb 2024 at 14:35

I'll only take it if they leave all the furniture.

physichull · 16 Feb 2024 at 14:36

I saw a property on rightmove a few years ago near Wigan where the owner basically owned only pink possessions. She had turned everything pink, including the garage door. It was a nice house...just incredibly off-putting!

cainer · 16 Feb 2024 at 14:39

Fubsy · 16 Feb 2024 at 14:42

MODS! WE NEED A VOMIT EMOJI IMMEDIATELY!

adidan · 16 Feb 2024 at 14:42

jigger · 16 Feb 2024 at 14:47

JonRGV250 said:
I'm assuming the owners are going back to a house with wheels on it.

I’m sure we could find a wheel or two in that lot somewhere.

Cosimo said:
They must be looking for a quick sale.

Sorry, I didn’t catch that, I was engrossed playing chess. Against myself. From the chaise lounge. In the conservatory.

Diddums · 16 Feb 2024 at 14:49

Dammit, delete that immediately. It's the 10k post house :mad:

adidan · 16 Feb 2024 at 14:50

jigger said:
Sorry, I didn’t catch that, I was engrossed playing chess. Against myself. From the chaise lounge. In the conservatory.

Professor Plum?

robfosters · 16 Feb 2024 at 15:02

As soon as I saw those furnishings, Barbara Cartland just popped into my head

Sinbad2000 · 16 Feb 2024 at 15:07

The ad says "Well presented", thus telling us what we already knew about the veracity of estate agents.

On the bright side, I think I may be over my binge eating disorder - that sight has truly destroyed my appetite.

dirtychinchilla · 16 Feb 2024 at 15:11

This is a good thread