You don't.
And this proves it.
Which industry? The food industry or the whisky industry?
I've been drinking good malts for many years and I can assure you that, whilst it's difficult matching whisky with food, it's not impossible. Desserts and cheeses are easier to pair with whisky but, if you try hard enough you can pair many dishes with whisky. Have you ever tried Lagavulin or Talisker with Scallops? Have you tried Bunnahabhain with orange chocolate tart? Have you tried a sherry cask Laphroaig with a lovely sharp Roquefort? I have and they all paired beautifully - along with many other combinations I have tried. I will admit that I've had more poor matches than good matches but I've had many good matches so, your assertion that "I and many others I know who actually work in the industry, believe whisky doesn't go with any meal at all" suggests to me that you (and the many others you refer to) aren't very good at your jobs. Anyone who dismisses something with so little knowledge should really look for another job to be honest.
I find your claim that "It's spouted by people who want to have something different than a foreign wine on their dining table because it makes them feel more bloody patriotic to have a Scottish malt instead" absolutely astonishing. For someone with (as your post has indicated) a very poor knowledge of the subject to suggest that my experiences are motivated by some sort of misguided patriotism, I find laughable and insulting at the same time.
Whichever industry you (and the others you mention) work in, it would appear you have a lot to learn and I would suggest you refrain from making such bold and sweeping statements until such time as you have learned your trade properly
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to have a glass of 1982 Caol Ila with mature cheddar and oatcakes - it'll taste disgusting (by your logic) but I'm pretty sure I'll manage to force it down