Who can find the worst game?

Flammy · 31 Jul 2007 at 15:49

Browsing around certain sites I notice there are a lot of really obscure bad games that are released under the radar without anyone even noticing. A lot of these don't need to be played to be able to see they are laughably rubbish. Heres a few:

Little Britain game:

Little Britain: The Video Game is a fun, engaging and entertaining collection of 8 mini-games presented in the format of an episode from the cult television sketch show.
# Vicky Pollard - Playing truant from school, Vicky must navigate a course set up in the park, doing tricks and collect as many CDs as she can on the way round
# Lou and Andy - Set at the local swimming baths, Lou says he is going to find a lifeguard to help Andy into the water. Whilst his back is turned the player must guide Andy up to the Olympic diving board, dive into the pool and then get out and back into his wheelchair. All before Lou returns!
# Majorie Dawes - Set in a supermarket, Majorie must run up and down the aisles guzzling chocolate biscuits whilst being chased by members of her Fat Fighters Club
# Daffyd Thomas - Dressed in his trademark tight fitting outfit, Daffyd cycles down the Llandewi Breffi high street. As he goes he must pick up copies of "The Gay Times" and drive the other gays out of the village.

7 Sins:

7 Sins is fast-moving story-based life simulation game in which players are plunged into a city ruled by sex, wealth and fame. Through a single-player campaign of seven single missions the player will be confronted with an assortment of risque, funny and dangerous missions. His ability to build his character and perform in over 20 hysterical mini-games (from the "vodka race" to the "toilet's Mozart") will be the key ultimately becoming the boss of Apple City.

Indiana Jack:

An evil sorcerer casts a spell on the Earth turning all the creatures into fierce and evil animals. Only one survived...
Help indiana Jack on his dangerous adventure to save the animals, fighting evil creatures and avoiding booby traps along the way.
Just make sure he collects the ancient relics, which he must have to complete his mission - oh, and don't forget the bananas too!
A fantastically animated 3D adventure game, full of fun and danger.

Anyone know of any turdier sounding games than these gems?

Shamikebab · 31 Jul 2007 at 15:56

The Sims 2: H&M add-on

PCzone gave it 3% i think

other standouts were the big brother game.

fish99 · 31 Jul 2007 at 16:00

Once briefly played a game called Arthurs Quest which was truely dire.

Here's a review which sums it up nicely, including an impressive minus forty nine score

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/game-reviews/arthurs-quest-battle.php

Darkwave · 31 Jul 2007 at 16:02

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Rigs:_Over_the_Road_Racing

I win.

Azagoth · 31 Jul 2007 at 16:03

http://uk.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/index.html

Say no more.

EDIT: Damit, beaten to it by a minute.

Flammy · 31 Jul 2007 at 16:05

US Most Wanted: Nowhere to Hide

* Detailed, realistic damage system
* Intense combat mixed with brain tingling detective work
* Hunt down members of terrorist cells, kidnappers, war criminals and their warlord!
* 3 modes of movement: Stealth, Jog and Sprint
* Authentic weapon arsenal with removable silencers and a variety of ammunition!
* Deliver the fugitive dead...not alive!

You just know that game will be poor when it states '3 modes of movement: Stealth, Jog and Sprint' as one of its main features

Pulsar_GTI · 31 Jul 2007 at 16:06

Yeh i have that game US most wanted it is truly terrible !!!

Fubsy · 31 Jul 2007 at 16:19

Big Rigs as already stated is kind of famous for how bad it is.

Timdog · 31 Jul 2007 at 16:21

dues ex

(can open, worms everywhere)

Shamikebab · 31 Jul 2007 at 16:24

timmy1988 said:
dues ex

(can open, worms everywhere)

*slap*

Fubsy · 31 Jul 2007 at 16:26

timmy1988 said:
dues ex

(can open, worms everywhere)

What a blatent trolling effort. If you didn't like fair enough, but any non-trolling person would not even dream of putting it in a worst game ever thread.

Raikiri · 31 Jul 2007 at 16:26

timmy1988 said:
dues ex
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Dues Ex? Never heard of it...

Kipper67 · 31 Jul 2007 at 16:27

http://uk.gamespot.com/pc/action/revolution/review.html

One of the 2 or 3 games I've given up on due to it being so poor and the fact it was bugged to hell and couldn't be completed most of the time due to the bugs.

Another classically bad one http://uk.gamespot.com/pc/action/diehardnakatomiplaza/review.html

colinuk · 31 Jul 2007 at 16:30

doungen siege 2....... waste of money.

Azagoth · 31 Jul 2007 at 16:37

timmy1988 said:
due sex

Fixed.

Frosti · 31 Jul 2007 at 16:40

colinuk said:
doungen siege 2....... waste of money.

If the words aren't even spelled correctly in the title what else did you expect?

Muffin` · 31 Jul 2007 at 16:53

Ulfhedjinn said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Rigs:_Over_the_Road_Racing

I win.

The review video on IGN was it? Was very entertaining

Shamikebab · 31 Jul 2007 at 16:53

Azagoth said:
Fixed.

everytime i tell someone about the game they think im saying do you sex?

Nymins · 31 Jul 2007 at 16:56

Enter the Matrix. Played it once on the pc, plagued with bugs and graphical glitches. One of the worst games i have played.

colinuk · 31 Jul 2007 at 16:58

Frosti said:
If the words aren't even spelled correctly in the title what else did you expect?

Dungeon siege - and yes i used word to spell check lol... still, compared to the 1st game, this was really bad.

Not tried boat sim yet - but i cant see that being great either, as for SIMS...dont get me started lol...