Who is this guy...

Merlin5 · 27 Apr 2018 at 01:29

..breaking into my home. He's got such a nerve and he's stealing my water. Maybe I should call the police. Mind you, he's kind of cute. Anyone know what kind of burglar this is? He's about 6mm long, green skin, and I don't know if he has any previous. I've definitely seen this type of person before but can't think what it's called.
I managed to get a photo of him.

https://s9.postimg.cc/a5jvbgd2n/20180427_003428.jpg

Sliver · 27 Apr 2018 at 01:35

That's a queen wasp.

MissChief · 27 Apr 2018 at 01:37

Sliver said:
That's a queen wasp.

I know, my dad makes them for a living.

Pho · 27 Apr 2018 at 01:38

Grasshopper?

Merlin5 · 27 Apr 2018 at 01:41

Pho said:
Grasshopper?

That's what I was thinking, but he's way too tiny.

rebel rebel · 27 Apr 2018 at 01:46

Merlin5 said:
That's what I was thinking, but he's way too tiny.

Baby Grasshopper?

Kelt · 27 Apr 2018 at 01:49

Whatever it is, it deffo needs nuking from space!

Malevolence · 27 Apr 2018 at 06:05

Pho said:
Grasshopper?

Hades · 27 Apr 2018 at 06:25

Participant · 27 Apr 2018 at 06:31

Pubic louse.

Daftbrown · 27 Apr 2018 at 07:13

https://goo.gl/images/LUiFbH

Get identifying... Key to a grasshopper is of course the pair of strong oversized hind legs. Your example is either young or skips leg day at the gym. He needs reprimanding.

Edit: I mean just tut at him. Don't squish him. Show him where the door is in a peaceful manner.

wolfie138 · 27 Apr 2018 at 08:53

might be a form of click beetle but the pic's too small to tell.

if you squish him for innocently entering your kitchen, be prepared for him family turning up and laying flowers on your garden wall.

FortuitousFluke · 27 Apr 2018 at 08:55

wolfie138 said:
might be a form of click beetle but the pic's too small to tell.

if you squish him for innocently entering your kitchen, be prepared for him family turning up and laying flowers on your garden wall.

I read this as dick beetle, I was about to head over to WebMD to check if that was a thing. I need a coffee.

wolfie138 · 27 Apr 2018 at 08:58

FortuitousFluke said:
I read this as dick beetle

i think you mean cockroach :-D

Pho · 27 Apr 2018 at 09:05

Merlin5 said:
That's what I was thinking, but he's way too tiny.

By the way, head over to the old Q3 forum and check out the discord thread and come join us

FortuitousFluke · 27 Apr 2018 at 09:05

wolfie138 said:
i think you mean cockroach

Diddums · 27 Apr 2018 at 11:20

It's me. I am that guy. Thanks for the water, sucka.

ahar · 27 Apr 2018 at 12:12

Kill it with fire!

wolfie138 · 27 Apr 2018 at 12:53

he says thanks for the water, and can he bring his mate over next week?
http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/25/terrifyingly-huge-mosquito-found-china-7497342/

Skunkworks · 27 Apr 2018 at 13:13

FortuitousFluke said:
I read this as dick beetle, I was about to head over to WebMD to check if that was a thing. I need a coffee.

It is a Dick Beetle (Coleopterus Wangus). It laid eggs Merlin5's Urethra while he was asleep.

RIP.