Why are YOU single?

[Ohnoezfail]

I thought this would be an interesting subject. Yes I know we are all geeks and love technology etc. But besides that, what do you think you are lacking? (And none of you smart arses post saying a woman)

Personally I think its because I'm a rather shy guy, and don't really approach anyone or have the guts to ask anyone out tbh.

 

[Ohnoezfail]

Because your Mother wouldn't commit.

 

[Ohnoezfail]

Just have sex with your computer instead.

But the ports have sharp edges! They don't look very comfortable or big enough either..

 

[Ohnoezfail]

Cos i'm too shy and the girls i have had feelings for have ended up as mates.

Just asked my best mate and she says it's cos i'm too nice

Use your strength and over power them

 

[Ohnoezfail]

Tell her she's fat then ask her out?

LOL

 

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My gf of three years left me for "just a friend"....

Atleast you have the forums

 

[Ohnoezfail]

Get off your computers people and go hunting!

/gets hunting rifle and coat

 

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How long, have all the single people on here, been single?

All my life

 

[Ohnoezfail]

The average female gamer?

Noob is using arrow keys

 

[Ohnoezfail]

Hmm, a thread about why we are single and we start talking about keyboard preferences. Should have known