Why cant i get a girlfriend?

Fubsy · 2 Jul 2008 at 17:20

Blackpool sounds like some big sex festival and the tower I can see over the water is it's erect penis.

It's not like that over here.

akthough it seemed alright when I ventured over there to do a gig in April, although it was tipping it down.

Marky · 2 Jul 2008 at 17:27

Shep_Cobain said:
Yo yo yo!

Found the problem

jakeke · 2 Jul 2008 at 20:04

Blackpool doesn't seem much like Sheffield, there's loads of really nice girls here :/

Azagoth · 2 Jul 2008 at 20:18

Shep_Cobain said:
then they would just come along for sex and beer.

To be truthfully honest, so would I!

Shep_Cobain · 2 Jul 2008 at 20:35

jakeke said:
Blackpool doesn't seem much like Sheffield, there's loads of really nice girls here :/

there you go.

Monkey Puzzle · 2 Jul 2008 at 21:04

Cuchulain said:
Seconded, become a traffic warden and watch your popularity soar.

Also, being an estate agent, the chances are you actually look more like John Merrick with Fred Wests personality rather than how you describe yourself.

"This modern maisonette comes with a newly installed patio..."

Sime · 2 Jul 2008 at 21:40

This is my understanding and I hope I dont offend you when I say this but its my own personal opinion. You seem like a sound lad but from looking at your myspace profile it seems like your mates are pretty "laddy". By this I mean they probably only attract / look for the kinda women your not after (easy, shallow). So when you go out with them your probably not going to find that speical someone. By all means you cant just stop seeing your mates and going out with them or getting a whole new group of friends. Just dont go out thinking "Im going out on the **** and im gonna find meself someone".

I would agree with what most people are saying and thats just wait...You cant force finding a relationship, it'll just happen. Just go through life doing what you want to do and eventually you will find someone you have some sort of common interst with.

Hope I havent offended you in any way but thats just my opinion and what ive gathered.

Good Luck mate...

SexyGreyFox · 2 Jul 2008 at 21:44

Even I can score in the Tower Ballroom.

Azagoth · 2 Jul 2008 at 21:58

Surely an ex-soldier who's now earning £45K+ p.a. isn't bothered about girls going for "hard men". Just get out there and do what squaddies, and ex-squaddies, do best. Go out, get lathered and get laid.

loltim · 2 Jul 2008 at 21:59

jakeke said:
Blackpool doesn't seem much like Sheffield, there's loads of really nice girls here :/

That's because Sheffield is awesome, Blackpool.. isn't.