Why cant i get a girlfriend?

[wordy]

another one of me but in 05 after i left the army.

Wow, you're only 20 but are grey and bald already, good advert for Army Life

 

[neocon]

hey baby..you got girlfriend vietnam?

 

[Shep_Cobain]

Shep, you're not the only who feels that way (from your OP). And I have yet to find the solution - all my "things" have been short encounters that never last long really anyway. I'm bored too and want a girlfriend too (wanna hook up? xD) but I'm just going to go along with things, maybe find some sort of club/activity which interests you and meet females there?

there was an absolute stunner when i went to the dentist the other day. You know the dentists assistant? I have a new dentist so she is new... wish i needed a filling.

The one who writes down everything and gives you the cool aviators to wear and the rinse water... i was talking to her and she was really nice but i dont have to go back for 12 months... and ive never seen her in my life before.

 

[Shep_Cobain]

Wow, you're only 20 but are grey and bald already, good advert for Army Life

lol

 

[jonislost]

Because you're actually Jon Arbuckle.

Oh My God. Thats too funny. Congratulations.

 

[Damien.]

Goto the gym, put some meet on those bones.

 

[Red and White]

there was an absolute stunner when i went to the dentist the other day. You know the dentists assistant? I have a new dentist so she is new... wish i needed a filling.

The one who writes down everything and gives you the cool aviators to wear and the rinse water... i was talking to her and she was really nice but i dont have to go back for 12 months... and ive never seen her in my life before.

im sure we can quicken up that dentist appointment.

 

[jonislost]

Goto the gym, put some meet on those bones.

Ah eye sea what yew did there.




or maybe you didn't realise what you did....

 

[Damien.]

Ah eye sea what yew did there.




or maybe you didn't realise what you did....

Nope, im in work so not really concentrating on what im typing ! haha. Well spotted though.

 

[gillywibble]

It is because you is black.

 

[OtherSide]

I think it's Blackpool mate . It's a poo hole! All the nice ones leave here because they've got sense.

 

[Shep_Cobain]

I think it's Blackpool mate . It's a poo hole! All the nice ones leave here because they've got sense.

didnt know anyone from bpool came on OcUK

 

[Reppyboyo]

Sounds like your looking in the wrong places tbh.

Saying that though, Im a picky git and I met my mrs on Plentyoffish.com.
Been together 1 1/2 year now so its all good.

 

[*Chris]

you're trying too hard, that's the problem

 

[Dogoid]

great thread title.

the one sure thing females are attracted to in men is without a doubt confidence. Whether they know it themselves or its at work subconsciously, confidence wins everytime and that's why you see 'ugly' men with stunners,not realy becasue of money but its how they 'shine' as people.

you have to project youself and naturaly your 'mate ' will notice your existence.

if you seem unsure about yourself in anyway, it will be noticed .

its all about confidence , nothing else.

 

[snail1]

Try Salsa Dancing or Amateur Dramatics. In my experience these places are desperate for men with women queuing (yes queuing) to dance with the chaps.

 

[Mr Jack]

Turn gay; it's your only hope.

 

[Shep_Cobain]

Turn gay; it's your only hope.

You hinting something here boy?

 

[Damien.]

Youn hinting something here boy?

He's gunna ask for your number next, you should have pasted your Myspace link either.

 

[Rhys]

Whos the blonde in the foreground?