why did humpy dumpy fall?

[secretspy]

why did humpty dumpty fall?

this made me really chuckle...

my 11 year old nephew has homework in preparation for his SATS

one question for it was "name two reasons why humpty dumpty may have fallen off the fall"

his first answer was "he was pushed"

his second answer " he fell off on purpose so he could call the national accident helpline and claim money!"

its amazing what kids say these days!!

my sister has let him put it through as an answer - hehe

 

[secretspy]

hehe im still laughing at it!

my nephew has a habit of coming out with stuff like that.

 

[secretspy]

Nope im not joking.

Aparently its sexist to only have the kings "men" putting him back together again

did you also hear about the nursery rhyme baa baa black sheep

it said in the newspaper that it was going to be changed to baa baa rainbow sheep because calling it black was racist

edit: sorry if i caused offense but i dont see how an ordinary word is a sweary? i havent made a racist comment.