Why do I/we encounter so many people who are using a cash point for the first time ever?

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It happens far too often. I find myself waiting behind someone who appears to have never used a cashpoint before. The weird thing is this includes many old people too.

Was waiting for a chap this afternoon, he removed and replaced the same card from the same cashpoint a whopping eight times before walking away with nothing except the card. :rolleyes:

My questions are,
Will there ever come a time when the entire population knows how to use cash machines?
Will it ever become part of the national curriculum?
Should there be a "cashpoint competency test" before pensioners are allowed access to their pensions?



I mean it's not difficult at all.

My way of doing things:

From at least 10 metres away I can distinguish the type of cashpoint and perfectly recall the exact button presses I have to input in order to obtain monies from it. (this is all done before even approaching the terminal). I manage to complete the user-input stage within 4-6 seconds of approaching a terminal and cash is obtained within a further 5-10 seconds depending on the processing speed of the particular brand of cash point.

Other peoples apparent way of doing things:

Walk up to cashpoint not knowing what they're doing there or how much cash they need. Push card in having no idea that it will ask for the pin next. Realise you need to enter a pin only because it asked for one. Only start deciding on whether they want a receipt only when it asks. Spend time deciding between £10, 20, 50, 100 when prompted and not have a clue how much money they wanted in the first place. Press cancel because it's asking too many questions. Repeat from start because they remember that they still need cash.
 
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Sounds like an isolated incident to me, can't say I've ever had to wait for someone to use the machine that long.

Of course there will probably never be a time when the entire population can use a cash point considering the amount of people living in absolute poverty.
 
I can sympathise with the OP. I sometimes find myself at a cashpoint, behind somebody who has gone full retard. If I was American, I'd probably have shot them from pure frustration. I'm British though, so I just stand there for 10 minutes and take the pain like an idiot.
 
It happens far too often. I find myself waiting behind someone who appears to have never used a cashpoint before. The weird thing is this includes many old people too.

Was waiting for a chap this afternoon, he removed and replaced the same card from the same cashpoint a whopping eight times before walking away with nothing except the card. :rolleyes:

My questions are,
Will there ever come a time when the entire population knows how to use cash machines?
Will it ever become part of the national curriculum?
Should there be a "cashpoint competency test" before pensioners are allowed access to their pensions?



I mean it's not difficult at all.

My way of doing things:

From at least 10 metres away I can distinguish the type of cashpoint and perfectly recall the exact button presses I have to input in order to obtain monies from it. (this is all done before even approaching the terminal). I manage to complete the user-input stage within 4-6 seconds of approaching a terminal and cash is obtained within a further 5-10 seconds depending on the processing speed of the particular brand of cash point.

Other peoples apparent way of doing things:

Walk up to cashpoint not knowing what they're doing there or how much cash they need. Push card in having no idea that it will ask for the pin next. Realise you need to enter a pin only because it asked for one. Only start deciding on whether they want a receipt only when it asks. Spend time deciding between £10, 20, 50, 100 when prompted and not have a clue how much money they wanted in the first place. Press cancel because it's asking too many questions. Repeat from start because they remember that they still need cash.

You must be a robot.
 
I swear the woman in front of me earlier today was either trying to do her tax return at the cash machine or doing some sort of card fraud because she took so long.
 
How about walking towards the cashpoint and there's a guy walking just ahead of you. He walks about five feet past the machine and you naturally go to use it.
Guy then turns around as you're keying in your pin and says in the most camp and bitchy voice possible "Excuse me! I was here before you!"

Whut?
 
How about walking towards the cashpoint and there's a guy walking just ahead of you. He walks about five feet past the machine and you naturally go to use it.
Guy then turns around as you're keying in your pin and says in the most camp and bitchy voice possible "Excuse me! I was here before you!"

Whut?


"evidently not as my cards in your slot" :o
 
You must be a robot.

Actually that's pretty true because the process of obtaining cash is so basic that the actual prompt-input process can be disregarded and replaced with plain inputs. Robots can process information, they could easily be programmed to obtain cash from any mainstream cashpoint.


It's a bit like turning on your TV. You don't look at all the buttons, then make a decision on which one you need to press to turn the TV on, every time you need to turn the TV on.... This can be applied to more advanced yet still invariable tasks such as cashpoints.
 
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1. All cashpoints are different.

2. How many times do you use a cashpoint and not encounter these people?

3. Gimme the fife.
 
This is what happened the last time I was forced to wait at a cashpoint ...




I'm warning you people, don't make me angry ! :mad:
 
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