Man of Honour
Nothing like having a good women by your side but they are strange creatures at times.
When my wifes gets ready to go our for the evening, the first thing she does when getting dressed is put her heels on. I wouldn't mind but we have wooden flooring upstairs and she sounds like an elephant on stilts. Apparently, a lot of woman do this before going out. Why? There must a physiological explanation for this.
How can women talk for hours on a mobile in a public place about all their private affairs. Some woman on the train the other day was talking about her recent hospital visits which to be honest wasn't that nice. Not a good day to forget the iPod. I've always been led to believe not to wash your dirty linen in public.
On initiating sexual activity.."No not tonight, I'm too dirty and need a bath". Conversely, "No, I've just had a bath and I'm nice and clean"
Wtf #aghh#
Anything to add?
When my wifes gets ready to go our for the evening, the first thing she does when getting dressed is put her heels on. I wouldn't mind but we have wooden flooring upstairs and she sounds like an elephant on stilts. Apparently, a lot of woman do this before going out. Why? There must a physiological explanation for this.
How can women talk for hours on a mobile in a public place about all their private affairs. Some woman on the train the other day was talking about her recent hospital visits which to be honest wasn't that nice. Not a good day to forget the iPod. I've always been led to believe not to wash your dirty linen in public.
On initiating sexual activity.."No not tonight, I'm too dirty and need a bath". Conversely, "No, I've just had a bath and I'm nice and clean"
Wtf #aghh#
Anything to add?
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