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my own worst personal experience was coming back home from PAPA'S fish and chips shop, and finding some dumb ass bitch had parked her picasso opposite a line of cars, not even a push bike could get through.

so im honking my horn, and this clueless looking bint comes out of the house, while im giving her an evil stare, and she finally figures out the problem and moves her shed.

moral of the story- I hate soggy chips and batter!!!!!!
 
my own worst personal experience was coming back home from PAPA'S fish and chips shop, and finding some dumb ass bitch had parked her picasso opposite a line of cars, not even a push bike could get through.

so im honking my horn, and this clueless looking bint comes out of the house, while im giving her an evil stare, and she finally figures out the problem and moves her shed.

moral of the story- I hate soggy chips and batter!!!!!!

If only it was a pasty, then you could have smashed it right in front of her...
 
Peoples lack of awareness, courtesy and common sense is mind boggling, people park in a massive gap and stick it it the middle thus losing a space, this is especially bad on my street.

The other day I was behind a car that was pulling over onto a town centre street parking area that was marked off, rather than pulling up to the next car he stuck his car on the end of the section, so I had to then go past him and reverse park in, I mean why?
 
Equally annoying are people that part with 3-4 feet between the white line and the car, if they moved forward another car could fit in behind em.

Had a note left on mine today cos i was over lapping the white line by 30cm. The language was shocking and they expect me to take them seriously.

Wrote my own note and stuck it the wall telling em to **** off. The law clearly states that those white lines are purely guidance, and the local council will only act if a vehicle is causing an obstruction.
 
My current one is how people enter our petrol station. If they can't get driven right into the pump they want, they just sit at the entrance totally blocking anyone else from getting in and going to another pump. It's idiotic and inconsiderate.
Its true what's already been said a few times, most drivers are totally inconsiderate and unaware of what goes on 3 feet from their own front bumpers, so we shouldn't be suprised.
I break up drivers into three catagories.
1. Skilled drivers, that drive with consideration to other road users, don't slow down or hesitate etc, and are capable when driving at speed etc.
2. Drivers that are perfectly capable of day to day driving in normal conditions on an average road, but perhaps would make small mistakes in difficult conditions etc.
3. Drivers that are a menace to other road users, too fast, too slow, not paying any attention, poor car skills as a whole.

It is my personal opinion that catagory 3 is mostly populated by new drivers (less than 2 years) the elderly, and of course woman.

When picking the missus up from work last night I was shocked to see this old geezer limping out the nursing home with 2 canes, getting into the drivers seat of some kind of new proton and driving off, and it was a manual. The guy could barely walk yet he's allowed to drive? Scary.
 
Oh don't get me started on the "petrol pump inability to form a queue behind the car in front", I usually fill up on a sunday afternoon when its quiet. At my local Tesco with filling station people just wait at the entrance to the filling station and back up on to the road.

I usually just go round them and get behind a car at a pump.
 
I think these particular drivers are attracted to each-other (not in the kissy kissy manner) as whenever I see someone parked a foot further from the kerb than any other car someone else will park just as badly directly opposite regardless of the space they choose being a full extra cars length longer than their own motor.
Makes no sense at all :(


Before anyone says it, I've seen this parking as it happens a few times every week so it's not like they had parked without much space and then had cars either end leaving to give the impression that it was a tiny space they'd just failed to get into.
 
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