Why I need a job

[mcast123]

I've watched countdown for over a year and have never even looked at the letters.

I respond to OCuk conspiracy theorists with such vigour I almost take it personally.

Big brother is now a regular feature of my life, I now shake my fist at the TV.

When I go to the gym or have a walk the only people I meet are retired or new mothers.

I've got a crush on judge judy.

I can do exact mathematical measurements on the amount of ml of alcohol per £ on any drink.

 

[mcast123]

Is this a joke?

Ironically, no.

 

[mcast123]

You've watched countdown for over a year and have never even looked at the letters.

If you have ever watched countdown in the past year you'll understand.