Wierdest things you've seen at work...

The Running Man · 31 May 2013 at 19:26

Now, i've seen some strange things, bad things, but today.. it took the biscuit.

It was about 4pm this avo, dress down Friday (end of the month etc). Music started playing near the other end of the office where only 3 people were sat.

Next thing I know one of the girls is sat behind the only guy in that area. he with his shirt off, her with a summery dress and flower power headband looking like a real hippy pair.

Then I realise, she's actually squeezing spots on his back?!

New sales director wonders over to see where the music is coming from...

Surreal was not the word.

Mr Joshua · 31 May 2013 at 19:29

A couple of collies fighting over a piece of dead lamb on a farm I was visiting.

Something Else · 31 May 2013 at 19:29

Used to work in a shop and a child came in (a boy about 5yrs old I would say) He stopped in front of the counter pulled his trousers down and proceeded to wee on the floor. He then left. Cheeky git didn't even buy anything.

Caught people having sex out the back by the bins once.

areksnumbr1sxylady · 31 May 2013 at 19:30

After your intro, I at the very least expected them shagging....

Janesy B · 31 May 2013 at 19:33

I walked into my room and tripped up on my latest stupid colleague doing press ups on the floor, right by the door.

Edrof · 31 May 2013 at 19:33

Gary Speed's full frontal nudity.

The Running Man · 31 May 2013 at 19:34

Lazder said:
After your intro, I at the very least expected them shagging....

Well that has happened in the disabled toilets etc but these two aren't going out I know her and her bf.

Fenris · 31 May 2013 at 19:44

Not very exciting but once got a very PC and management style work email reminding people not to take a dump in the sinks.

Apparently someone had started taking a massive dump, proceeded to block up the toilet and then decided to instead of moving to another cubicle, finish their business in a sink and then bugger off.

Jonnybmac · 31 May 2013 at 19:53

my mates had a dump before and ran out of loo roll so squatted over the sink to wash his bum i remember him saying ha

Drollic · 31 May 2013 at 19:58

First job I had - girl saying a dead rat floated up into the toilet whilst she was going about her business. I suppose that's more heard than seen though...

areksnumbr1sxylady · 31 May 2013 at 20:14

Well probably weirdest thing I saw but not at work, at College`s last day... The guy next to me got out a white pill, squashed and broke it apart with a ruler... Rolled 10 pound note and snorted it, in front of a whole class, rubbing remaining powder into his gums.. Needless to say it was very awkward for me, and the whole class was speech-less for 10 minutes.

He offered us to do it together before lesson, but I never realized he will go through with it...

I mean our college was well known for smoking "grass" in disabled toilets and outside, but taking pills in class was onto another level.

Well at least he did it in last 10 mins, otherwise it would've been beyond awkward, so the bell rang and everyone just went out stunned but no one reported anything.

I just wonder is this too much for ocUK?

Could`ve been Aspirin or Paracetamol.. never know

Stolly · 31 May 2013 at 20:21

Fenris said:
Not very exciting but once got a very PC and management style work email reminding people not to take a dump in the sinks.

Apparently someone had started taking a massive dump, proceeded to block up the toilet and then decided to instead of moving to another cubicle, finish their business in a sink and then bugger off.

I once had an email telling people to stop standing on the toilet when taking a dump.

Stewy · 31 May 2013 at 20:22

I was working in Asda on the tills and some creepy guy started randomly taking photos of me and I think posting on his phone about me on the internet? Was very unsettling.

Stolly · 31 May 2013 at 20:23

Lazder said:
Well probably weirdest thing I saw but not at work, at College`s last day... The guy next to me got out a white pill, squashed and broke it apart with a ruler... Rolled 10 pound note and snorted it, in front of a whole class, rubbing remaining powder into his gums.. Needless to say it was very awkward for me, and the whole class was speech-less for 10 minutes.

He offered us to do it together before lesson, but I never realized he will go through with it...

I mean our college was well known for smoking "grass" in disabled toilets and outside, but taking pills in class was onto another level.

Well at least he did it in last 10 mins, otherwise it would've been beyond awkward, so the bell rang and everyone just went out stunned but no one reported anything.

I just wonder is this too much for ocUK? Could`ve been Aspirin or Paracetamol.. never know

What sort of retard snorts pills ?

millsy888 · 31 May 2013 at 20:26

This happened about 10 years ago.

Walked in to the toilets at work, to be confronted with one of my work mates taking a dump. For some reason, he never shut the cubicle door. I saw everything.

What has been seen....

areksnumbr1sxylady · 31 May 2013 at 20:26

Stolly said:
What sort of retard snorts pills ?

well erm

a lot of people do... it starts affecting you nearly straight away compared to ingestion.

R-evans · 31 May 2013 at 20:32

Stolly said:
What sort of retard snorts pills ?

My thoughts exactly but I didn't wanna say just in case I wasn't hip enough to know this stuff.

Muffin` · 31 May 2013 at 20:34

Stewy said:
I was working in Asda on the tills and some creepy guy started randomly taking photos of me and I think posting on his phone about me on the internet? Was very unsettling.

It was Farmfoods not Asda

m@rty · 31 May 2013 at 20:41

Farmfoods is full of weirdos thats why

Janesy B · 31 May 2013 at 20:44

I don't even know what a Farmfoods is.