'Windows Technical Department' Phone calls

I know this won't necessarily help, but are you a member of both the TPS and MPS?

I get few nuisance calls these days. More importantly, if you subscribe then your details are not shown on the edited voters roll, which is where all these scumbag organisations get their information from.

I signed up to the TPS years ago. it made no difference.

Indians don't care about uk regulation law . it has long been exposed that companies are selling personal data illegally between themselves - they no longer rely on current listings. this does mean that the infirmation they have is old though. they always ask if my gran is there - she died 7 years ago.

my colleague is indian - he answered an indian based genuine sales call - once they knew he was indian they offered to sell him all kinds of confidential information....for a laugh i told him to see if they had credit card info...he asked his manager and was told he could:eek:
 
I had a lot of fun

"Yes yes ok sounds serious, but my pc is quite old and takes a while to boot up hang on ill go turn it on......."

5 minutes later

"yes yes its on now....o wait...damn it crashed, dont worry this happens sometimes."

10 minutes later

"So how do you sleep at night ripping people off you ****"

*phone goes dead*
 
My ideal scenario:

stranger: "we have detected you have serious virus and will lose all your data! trololo"
me: "uh hi, yes please help me!! what do i do?"
stranger: "ok go to your computer and press Start"
me: "what's start? it's already turned on..."

...1 hour later...

me: "OHHHH... sorry I'm running a mac should I have said that first?"
 
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