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Just LOL if you thought you weren't going to be Christmas No.1 for the tenth straight year in a row! May I present:
Track: WTLYLB
Artist: OCUKGD
[verse]
You can't trust what I say, kid. I'm no good.
I was not aware that was a party
game over man
What would mags do
Money, so they say, is the root of all evil today.
It ain’t about how hard you’re hit, it’s about how you can get hit and keep moving forward.
How much you can take and keep moving forward
Never be late; Never bail; What if everyone did it
Remember, in a world of 8 billion people, you are nothing special
Opinion are like ********, everyone has got one.
Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Life is short, kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Why do today what you can put off untiltomorrow next week
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on
in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
[chorus]
You and everyone you love, will all be dead soon and long forgotten anyway.
Any hole is a goal.
Think it, dream it, do it, be nice to your Mum.
Be the man you want your son to become.
[verse]
Sanity is for the weak
Do you want fries with that?
Never trust a fart
Just stop oil (What about baby oil?)
The king of ring sting
If you don't believe in something you'll fall for anything.
That cat has a broken ankle.
In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
[bridge]
There's no free will.
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent
[chorus ]
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles,
or where the doer of deeds could have done them better.
The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena,
whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly;
who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming;
but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions;
who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and
who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat
[verse]
That reminds me
Life is like a box of dog poo.
Treat others how you want to be treated yourself.
Also, treat every day as if its your last, as one day it will be.
Never a borrower or lender be
WATCH THIS, LADS!
How to be a man. Also a fantastic poem
Life's a piece of ****, when you look at it. [Everything is]... a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam
Don't take life too seriously, you'll never make it out alive
No matter what happens in life, Mags is wrong
Failure is an option, fear of failure is not
Find the laziest person you can and they'll show you the easiest way to do a job
If you keep playing with it, it will fall off.
Feed 'im to the pigs Errol!
I always tell the truth, even when I lie
When the red river flows, take the old dirt road.
[chorus]
Live long and prosper.
For a minute there, I thought we were in trouble
Don`t Eat Yellow Snow!
Bill Gates quote?
Live by the sword, die by the sword
My old boss
The past cannot be changed. But we can learn.
Everyone's journey is different
Positive thoughts create positive things and contagious energy.
Kindness is free
You only fail if you quit
Judgements are a confession of that person's character;
Karma is a bitch.
Live, Laugh, Love
I have it emblazoned on the wall in my living room behind my corner sofa.
Not your keys, not your crypto
That becomes far more important as you get older.
[verse]
If in doubt, flat out
If in doubt, whip it out.
Don’t fish off the company dock.
no one ever regretted not working enough on their death bed.
I'm more of a Food, Fun, Fart kinda guy
Get me to the chopper!
When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think
sardines will be thrown into the sea
The worst place to be is the same place as last year.
How much work should you do on your deathbed?
At least enough to make sure it can hold your weight I would've thought.
Don't be a ****!
Weep like a woman for what you did not defend like a man.
Keep your Friends close, Your Enemies closer.
Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness
Everyone's got their lines they don't cross until things get messy.
Do You Know What Nemesis Means
Take good care of your knees
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.
There's no cure for being a ****
Everyone in the right thinks they are right and do things for the good.
Everyone in the wrong thinks they are wrong and do things for the bad.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Life is too short to be twisted.
In less than 4 billion years all life on Earth will be gone.
All countries, philosophies, species - Earth will look like Mars is today.
Man is the dream of the universe, itself alive, enjoying and learning itself.
Live the dream. 'Do not go gentle into that good night...'
Pay peanuts you get a monkey
If you steal a pin you lose an elephant
You have to have a great memory to be a good liar.
Without fear, there's no bravery.
Look after your body when you are younger and it will look after you when you are older
Stress will lead you to an early grave.
Remember, you are a man. Therefore nobody cares
I had a friend who was particularly tight and had a water meter, his mantra was:
[chorus]
If it's yellow, let it mellow
If it's brown, flush it down
[verse]
Go deep or go gnome.
A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good.
Each should have it's own reward
Trust no-one but yourself.
A egg for breakfast is really hard to find
I'll do it tomorrow
Another car's indicator flashing means one thing and one thing only - that the bulb works.
I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes.
Value loyalty above all else.
I would rather be 2 hrs late in this life then 20 years early in the next one.
Money isn't everything...but it don't half take the sting out of being poor.
Some people die in there 20s but aren't buried until they are in there 80s.
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life.
I don't blame people for there mistakes...but they should pay for them
**** you I won't do what you tell me.
~ FIN ~
e: noobs.
Track: WTLYLB
Artist: OCUKGD
[verse]
You can't trust what I say, kid. I'm no good.
I was not aware that was a party
game over man
What would mags do
Money, so they say, is the root of all evil today.
It ain’t about how hard you’re hit, it’s about how you can get hit and keep moving forward.
How much you can take and keep moving forward
Never be late; Never bail; What if everyone did it
Remember, in a world of 8 billion people, you are nothing special
Opinion are like ********, everyone has got one.
Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
Life is short, kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Why do today what you can put off until
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on
in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
[chorus]
You and everyone you love, will all be dead soon and long forgotten anyway.
Any hole is a goal.
Think it, dream it, do it, be nice to your Mum.
Be the man you want your son to become.
[verse]
Sanity is for the weak
Do you want fries with that?
Never trust a fart
Just stop oil (What about baby oil?)
The king of ring sting
If you don't believe in something you'll fall for anything.
That cat has a broken ankle.
In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
[bridge]
There's no free will.
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent
[chorus ]
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles,
or where the doer of deeds could have done them better.
The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena,
whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly;
who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming;
but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions;
who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and
who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat
[verse]
That reminds me
Life is like a box of dog poo.
Treat others how you want to be treated yourself.
Also, treat every day as if its your last, as one day it will be.
Never a borrower or lender be
WATCH THIS, LADS!
How to be a man. Also a fantastic poem
Life's a piece of ****, when you look at it. [Everything is]... a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam
Don't take life too seriously, you'll never make it out alive
No matter what happens in life, Mags is wrong
Failure is an option, fear of failure is not
Find the laziest person you can and they'll show you the easiest way to do a job
If you keep playing with it, it will fall off.
Feed 'im to the pigs Errol!
I always tell the truth, even when I lie
When the red river flows, take the old dirt road.
[chorus]
Live long and prosper.
For a minute there, I thought we were in trouble
Don`t Eat Yellow Snow!
Bill Gates quote?
Live by the sword, die by the sword
My old boss
The past cannot be changed. But we can learn.
Everyone's journey is different
Positive thoughts create positive things and contagious energy.
Kindness is free
You only fail if you quit
Judgements are a confession of that person's character;
Karma is a bitch.
Live, Laugh, Love
I have it emblazoned on the wall in my living room behind my corner sofa.
Not your keys, not your crypto
That becomes far more important as you get older.
[verse]
If in doubt, flat out
If in doubt, whip it out.
Don’t fish off the company dock.
no one ever regretted not working enough on their death bed.
I'm more of a Food, Fun, Fart kinda guy
Get me to the chopper!
When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think
sardines will be thrown into the sea
The worst place to be is the same place as last year.
How much work should you do on your deathbed?
At least enough to make sure it can hold your weight I would've thought.
Don't be a ****!
Weep like a woman for what you did not defend like a man.
Keep your Friends close, Your Enemies closer.
Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness
Everyone's got their lines they don't cross until things get messy.
Do You Know What Nemesis Means
Take good care of your knees
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.
There's no cure for being a ****
Everyone in the right thinks they are right and do things for the good.
Everyone in the wrong thinks they are wrong and do things for the bad.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Life is too short to be twisted.
In less than 4 billion years all life on Earth will be gone.
All countries, philosophies, species - Earth will look like Mars is today.
Man is the dream of the universe, itself alive, enjoying and learning itself.
Live the dream. 'Do not go gentle into that good night...'
Pay peanuts you get a monkey
If you steal a pin you lose an elephant
You have to have a great memory to be a good liar.
Without fear, there's no bravery.
Look after your body when you are younger and it will look after you when you are older
Stress will lead you to an early grave.
Remember, you are a man. Therefore nobody cares
I had a friend who was particularly tight and had a water meter, his mantra was:
[chorus]
If it's yellow, let it mellow
If it's brown, flush it down
[verse]
Go deep or go gnome.
A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good.
Each should have it's own reward
Trust no-one but yourself.
A egg for breakfast is really hard to find
I'll do it tomorrow
Another car's indicator flashing means one thing and one thing only - that the bulb works.
I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes.
Value loyalty above all else.
I would rather be 2 hrs late in this life then 20 years early in the next one.
Money isn't everything...but it don't half take the sting out of being poor.
Some people die in there 20s but aren't buried until they are in there 80s.
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life.
I don't blame people for there mistakes...but they should pay for them
**** you I won't do what you tell me.
~ FIN ~
e: noobs.