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Got this off football 365. Seems some of them will come true 
* Clive Tyldesley mentioning "that night in Barcelona/Istanbul" when a
team need a comeback
* "Hilarious" replays of Ian Wrong Wrong Wrong being shown at half
time of his reaction when Lampard fires in a deflected special
* Nightly interviews with England players from their camp - players
having devised a "hilarious" game of getting as many Beatles lyrics etc into
their interviews
* Sven saying "in the first half we played rather well, in the second,
not so good" after at least 2 games
* A co-commentator to say "well, he's given away the ball more times
in the first 20 minutes than he has all season" when Stevie G/ Fat Frank
sends another speculative cross field pass crashing into the advertising
hoardings
* Build up to a big game - one unlucky reporter in a scummy east end
pub where JT's granny etc used to go being abused by cockneys chucking beer
and acting in a "hilarious" way
* Women reporters on nightly news bulletins not being able to
pronounce South American/Eastern European players' names properly and using
inappropriate phrases like "Becks gave it a really hard kick"
* Some biddy to drone on on Points of View about Coronation
Street/Eastenders being rescheduled
* Gaby Yorath looking p*ssed off when presenting highlights in the
graveyard slot of Togo's latest encounter
* Townsend and Mc Coist tooking like tw@ts standing by their nightclub
table at pitchside
* Me throwing something at the tv every time Ian Wrong comes on
* Fergie to buy some no-mark African/Eastern European midfielder for
12m after the WC on the sole basis of one good game
* The Sun to publish "fun" footballing phrases in German or the
language of any team they need to win for them to go through
* The Sun to give away a free prayer mat to help Wayne get fit
* Wayne to come on as a desperate last throw in the quarter final, be
brilliant, score the equaliser, come off injured and watch as
Carragher/Hargreaves haplessly hoof over the decisive pen in the shoot-out
* Cristiano Ronaldo to burst into tears like a girl when Portugal get
put out
* Michael Owen to dive and win a penalty
* The Czech Republic and Italy to go head to head for most players
with long hair
* One sole white guy in full kit to be spotted in the middle of the
Ivory Coast crowd
* 14 separate shots of Theo Walcott's girlfriend when he makes a 10
minute cameo against Trinidad and Tobago
* Ian Wrong to make an inappropriate remark about Theo Walcott's
girlfriend
* Ian wrong not to adhere to the dress code of the other pundits for
the duration of the world cup and instead to sport an array of increasingly
tw@ttish hats
* Owen Hargreaves to be brought on for Joe Cole/Michael Owen when
England go 1-0 up
I'll stop now. You get the idea. I'm excited about the World Cup and hate
Ian Wright.
* Clive Tyldesley mentioning "that night in Barcelona/Istanbul" when a
team need a comeback
* "Hilarious" replays of Ian Wrong Wrong Wrong being shown at half
time of his reaction when Lampard fires in a deflected special
* Nightly interviews with England players from their camp - players
having devised a "hilarious" game of getting as many Beatles lyrics etc into
their interviews
* Sven saying "in the first half we played rather well, in the second,
not so good" after at least 2 games
* A co-commentator to say "well, he's given away the ball more times
in the first 20 minutes than he has all season" when Stevie G/ Fat Frank
sends another speculative cross field pass crashing into the advertising
hoardings
* Build up to a big game - one unlucky reporter in a scummy east end
pub where JT's granny etc used to go being abused by cockneys chucking beer
and acting in a "hilarious" way
* Women reporters on nightly news bulletins not being able to
pronounce South American/Eastern European players' names properly and using
inappropriate phrases like "Becks gave it a really hard kick"
* Some biddy to drone on on Points of View about Coronation
Street/Eastenders being rescheduled
* Gaby Yorath looking p*ssed off when presenting highlights in the
graveyard slot of Togo's latest encounter
* Townsend and Mc Coist tooking like tw@ts standing by their nightclub
table at pitchside
* Me throwing something at the tv every time Ian Wrong comes on
* Fergie to buy some no-mark African/Eastern European midfielder for
12m after the WC on the sole basis of one good game
* The Sun to publish "fun" footballing phrases in German or the
language of any team they need to win for them to go through
* The Sun to give away a free prayer mat to help Wayne get fit
* Wayne to come on as a desperate last throw in the quarter final, be
brilliant, score the equaliser, come off injured and watch as
Carragher/Hargreaves haplessly hoof over the decisive pen in the shoot-out
* Cristiano Ronaldo to burst into tears like a girl when Portugal get
put out
* Michael Owen to dive and win a penalty
* The Czech Republic and Italy to go head to head for most players
with long hair
* One sole white guy in full kit to be spotted in the middle of the
Ivory Coast crowd
* 14 separate shots of Theo Walcott's girlfriend when he makes a 10
minute cameo against Trinidad and Tobago
* Ian Wrong to make an inappropriate remark about Theo Walcott's
girlfriend
* Ian wrong not to adhere to the dress code of the other pundits for
the duration of the world cup and instead to sport an array of increasingly
tw@ttish hats
* Owen Hargreaves to be brought on for Joe Cole/Michael Owen when
England go 1-0 up
I'll stop now. You get the idea. I'm excited about the World Cup and hate
Ian Wright.