World cup squads

[Killajaz]

hi!

The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup

BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Pinnochio
Libero Vimto Memento Borneo Tango
Cheerio Subbuteo
Scenario Fellatio
Portfolio

SUBS:

Placebo
Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo (R)
Hydrochlorofluoro
Aristotle
Computersezno

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Itch
Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch
Hic Sic Spic Pric
Digaditch Fallinaditch
Horseraditch
SUBS:

Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
Shagabitch


RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Whodyanicabolicov
Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov
Slalomsky Downhillsky
Risky Swedishshev Mastershev
read me read me
SUBS:

Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Ivorripabollockov
Taykitov

ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Chatanoogaciouciou
Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou
Busqueue Snookercu
Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou
I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi
SUBS:

U
NonU
ManU
Stuffyiou
Lee Kwan Yu

DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Toomanigoalssen
Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen
Firstsson Seccondsson
Thirdsson
Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen
Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen

SUBS:

Howmanygoalsisthatssen
Finallygaveupcountinssen
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen

ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Baloni
Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli
Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani
Legslikejelli Havabenni
Wobblijelli Spendapenni

SUBS:

Cantthinkofani!!!
Buggermi


MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

San Francisco
Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly
Manuel Gearbox
Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon Sombrero
Chihuahua Jose

SUBS:

Jesus Maria Don Key
Burrito
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba

DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Kenning van Hire
Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez
Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors
Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe

SUBS:

Van Iller
Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison

Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.

There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke.
The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.

GERMANY SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

KONTS
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SUBS:
KONTS
KONTS
KONTS


These get sent ahead of each major cup I still find some of them very amusing. (Ie this is a disclaimer; OLD!)

 

[Fusion]

I remember when some of them (the Italian one) was in a summer months' edition of Max Power, back in 1998- so that may or may not be their source. Fun, but liable to censorship due to swearies

 

[Killajaz]

Yeah I thought about this. Although this is so innocent and without any personal threats, attacks or any malign behaviour at all.

I guess if they are offended I'll get a holiday, but it is a risk I am willing to take for the sake of some good humour

 

[Voy06]

Yer I've seen that before in fact I've had that for some time on the emails at work. Makes me laugh every time I read it.

 

[Gilly]

Been posted here before in fact, so I think you're safe

 

[Killajaz]