Worst haircut in the Premier League?

Ex-RoNiN · 13 Apr 2006 at 10:11

My vote goes to Wes Brown

Gilly · 13 Apr 2006 at 10:18

I was gonna go play football...

...but then I got high

Ukadder · 13 Apr 2006 at 10:37

I'll go for Joe "average" Cole with...

a very average hair cut.

Gilly · 13 Apr 2006 at 10:41

I think you missed the point of the thread :/

Rotty · 13 Apr 2006 at 10:45

Harry Kewell has to be a contender

Joe Cole just looks like a retard

Gooner14 · 13 Apr 2006 at 10:50

Cisse. With his 'C' shaved into his head.

Adebayor did have shocking hair, but he has improved it with his braids.

booyaka · 13 Apr 2006 at 10:53

any/every Cisse haircut

also Robbie Savage with his stupid locks!!

Stag · 13 Apr 2006 at 10:57

booyaka said:
any/every Cisse haircut

also Robbie Savage with his stupid locks!!

I like Cisse's hair for the utter pretentiousness of it!

Frosti · 13 Apr 2006 at 11:02

A bit of a classic
My contender would have to be Jason Lee:

"He's got a pineapple on his head..."

Ukadder · 13 Apr 2006 at 11:18

Gilly said:
I think you missed the point of the thread :/

I don't think I did, at least most of the other players have bothered to try and get a hair style. Joe Cole on the other hand looks like his dad still cuts his hair at home, someone needs to point him to the way of barber.

Morba · 13 Apr 2006 at 11:38

Ukadder said:
I don't think I did, at least most of the other players have bothered to try and get a hair style. Joe Cole on the other hand looks like his dad still cuts his hair at home, someone needs to point him to the way of barber.

he looks like hes more concerned with the football than his hair, so hasnt thought about the fashionista's that give a damn.
Joes isnt a bad haircut, just looks like he couldnt be assed styling it...

IceBus · 13 Apr 2006 at 12:22

Graham Kavanagh for the ultra-chav haircut and Harry Kewell for his ultra-greasy locks.

Lead_Head · 13 Apr 2006 at 12:52

Jason Lee, premier league!?! Having a laugh!!

Harry Kewell and his twin pony tail effort has to be in with a shout. I imagine it looks OK outside of playing football, but he looks Chinese with it scraped back.

Cisse's isn't too bad imo as it's different, Abel Xaviers was pretty bad, but he's banned for drug abuse now isn't he so no longer Premier League.

Didier Drogba's is awful. Just looks greasy and sticky - basically disgusting!

Vandle · 13 Apr 2006 at 12:56

Lead_Head said:
Didier Drogba's is awful. Just looks greasy and sticky - basically disgusting!

He looks like a looky looky man selling keyrings and other assorted tat on a spanish beach.

Gilly · 13 Apr 2006 at 12:57

You wanbuyawatch?

MikGriff · 13 Apr 2006 at 12:58

Lead_Head said:
Didier Drogba's is awful. Just looks greasy and sticky - basically disgusting!

Yeah, makes me sick looking at it tbh

G|mp · 13 Apr 2006 at 12:59

"Hey your girlfriend is really sexy, please buy her a necklace while i look at her norks"

Mr_L · 13 Apr 2006 at 13:02

Rio Ferdinand
Anton Ferdinand
Christiano Ronaldo (Greasy mullet thing)

I agree with all the others except Joe Cole.

6thElement · 13 Apr 2006 at 13:10

Frosti said:
A bit of a classic
My contender would have to be Jason Lee:

"He's got a pineapple on his head..."

Happy memories of singing that at games many years ago

Wiggis · 13 Apr 2006 at 13:28

Ronaldo cause it looks like a plastic wig.

Henri Camera, the Letter H is shaved onto one side of his head but it looks like they forgot to shave the C on the other side