Worst Holiday Experience

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After reading into the alcohol thing on planes it got me thinking about what people find acceptable. I certainly wouldn't entertain an overly loud bunch of idiots on a plane.

My worst was in 2007. First time abroad since a teenager to Cuba. On the flight there was a lad drunk, loud, obnoxious, staff had tell him keep it down as receiving complaints. Thankfully he passed out.

Upon arriving at the airport (Cuba) the coach I was on was the first to be full bar 4 spaces. (10 coaches or so in all). After watching other coaches fill up and be on their way, an hour goes by before a woman comes up and says that one of their party is having a few problems getting through security. A few people make noises but driver said he cant go. 30+ stuck in a banger old bus with no aircon now.

Another 30mins passes and the woman comes back, even more disgruntlement. Will be a bit longer. More moans and a few passengers get off (because of heat). Another 30mins pass and then word gets around the lad has got caught coming through with drugs. Description provided was the loud mouthed idiot on the plane. At this point passengers all start kicking up a fuss. Woman and her husband come back can you wait a bit longer. A few people on the bus challenge her now shouting at her. She says something like "its our holiday as well!" :rolleyes: And after being literally shouted off the bus by everyone over two hours later we are on our way.

Am aware mine will be quite tame compared to some.

What's your worst holiday experience? Or a bad one you have heard from family/friends?
 
A horrible situation really, save it for when you arrive right?

But what exactly would you do, how would you not entertain them? Harsh words or do you know karate?

Well I did once threaten kick a drunk Scots head through a window on a train. Not sure id risk that on a plane due to terrorism charges being made.

Sleep may be an alternative.

Now do you have a terrible experience to share?
 
First night out in Gran Canaria, my friend and I starting chatting and drinking with a couple of Scottish girls. A few drinks in and one of them starts to go down hill rapidly, far too rapidly for just alcohol, and she excuses herself and heads to the toilets.

A little time passed, she had not returned and her friend was getting worried. I went off to check and found her virtually unconscious in the toilets with one of the barmen...shall we say, helping himself.

I jumped in an intervened, getting her out of there, to which the barman took exception to and starting laying into me. Scuffle ensues and after taking a few hits I end up pinning him to the floor. The problem being all the rest of the staff just saw someone fighting one of their own and proceeded to kick the **** out of me while I was on top of him :p

Being drunk and having the same special abilities as kick ass, in that I can take a good beating, it took a while of booting me in the ribs to end the scuffle. Someone kindly handed my back my wallet that had fallen out of my pocket, less all the cash in it...:rolleyes: and we all left.

So I ended up spending the rest of the week with a black eye and black and blue head to toe, which curtails your pulling power :p but I look back on it and know I did the right thing as it was obvious she had been spiked and I stopped her being raped.

The next day I limped back to the place to have a word with the owner and see that barman, but he was in hospital from being glassed the same night and the owner didn't give a ****, surprise surprise

Rock... Solid. Clear you are not just a keyboard warrior.

Nice one and noble of you :)
 
I'll be going Russia in a couple of weeks so will hopefully not have a bad experience of that lol.

Maldives would/is actually my dream holiday to go on.
 
Lots of stuff do for planning. Definitely a learning experience. Hope to go St Petersburg as well when over. Cant believe how massive the country is.

I've got a bucket list of places to go and want to do all of em before 50. Am a holiday junkie, love cultures.
 
Oh, just thought of another. But more an event that could have been very unfortunate.

In May just gone, was enjoying a little snorkeling in Sardinia maybe 60-70yards out. Saw something in the sea grass (no it wasn't Jaws or a Mermaid). Looked closer and was a starfish. Thought it be interesting show family so went down try pick it up but was deeper than I thought. Went again couldn't get it.

For some reason got a weird feeling that what if its poisonous or something. So tore the extra material off swim shorts got my breath and went down and got it. I was also carrying an underwater camera (like a goPro).

Anyway, as soon as I came up blew out the snorkel and breathed. Hadn't got all water out so took in a lung full of water. Started swimming all the while breathing in water from snorkel. Lots of coughing. Looked up trying see where shore was... Snorkel went under and strawed up another lung full.

Swam again and really started to panic. Body very low on oxygen and being 19st+ really need that stuff and was I reckon either two breaths or a few metres off going under when I just managed to big toe the floor. Started hyperventilating before finally calming down as got to shore. Didn't drop starfish or camera.

The Mrs said I was stupid as I admitted I wouldn't have called for help as you look a right idiot. Lol.

Fun times
 
Take your pick :p

- Mugged, beaten and hospitalized in Vietnam
- Dysentery in India
- Waking up to find a guy trying to sexually assault the girl I was travelling with in Morocco
- Coming across a guy in bed with a child in Cambodia
- Being quarantined in Beijing airport for my temperature
- Bedbugs in general need to die.

Plenty of others. No real horrible actual journeys though, except doing 12 hours standing on a train in China, and Ryanair canceling ou flight back from Nimes once, when we then walked back to town and slept on the floor of a classroom in a school as we were broke :p

When it comes to renew your Passport... Don't.

They are pretty bad things. Can I just ask how you were hospitalised in Nam as those people are only 7st. :D
 
:p Well I've lived in Taiwan for 4 years now, without any disasters. Yet. Still 5 years on this passport though, so plenty of time.

They're not the biggest guys, true, but when they hit you round the head from behind with a bat/pipe/I don't know what it was, then kick you in the ribs for a while when you're floored, size is less important. It was a sort of reverse mugging, in my mind it should be "give me your stuff or I'll hit you", not "I'm going to beat you up then take your stuff".

Pft amateur :p
 
Went to Cheltenham with my ex. Put down 450 on two nights at a beautiful hotel just outside the town centre. Was all well and good the first day. Second day I discovered she had been cheating on me with a good friend. Why she decided to tell me then I will never know...

That's not a bad thing... Now you can move on!

I think the African dodgy story is the best/worst :D
 
Further he got obliterated (I mean really!) on the local spirit; raaky (sp) which is potent stuff!!
So anyway 2 weeks of this and bascially everyone wanting to kill everyone else!
Fun times

Rakky potent. Lol no it isn't.

You should go Cuba and ask for their strongest drink. Blows your socks off. Absinthe is water in comparison.
 
Had another non-starter I remembered.

Due to go away on a camping trip to Port Maddock.

Went bed late as were packing (7am leave). During the night I awoke (about 2am) and could smell gas really badly. Went downstairs and even worse. Opened all windows and called transco or whoever. Guy comes out 20mins later and starts doing little tests. Our house has high gas readings, advises to open all windows. He knocks next door, no answer so sticks this tube thing through letterbox. Says hopefully they wont come down and turn the light on as its at 15-20% or something and that is the explosive threshold.

He then starts knocking this piledrivers into the street and doing more tests. Make him a brew as he calls the gas men out.

At about 3 they show up and start pneumatic drilling on the road right in front of the 3ft footpath on the road. Didn't end up going bed until after started getting light having a laugh with em and making more brews.

Basically pipes leak all the time but normally permeate through the road but for some reason this leak was going toward the houses and coming up. :confused:

Wake up absolutely dead at 6:30. Oh forgot say gave my dad the front door key the evening before to feed the tortoises and in the house is a solid wood door locked from kitchen side leaving only access from back door (to which we had the key) to the bathroom.

Departed and met up with other people. Guy assured us his satnav could get us there in 1.5hrs ish. We thought well only takes that long anyway. We set off in a little punto (everyone else has 4x4's/vans/big cars. Satnav takes us wrong way and have to go back following this satnav that doesn't know where its going.

Eventually get into Wales and see the sign for Betsey Coed 4m. Me and ex think right straight through, 40mins tops. Oh no. Satnav driver veers off taking all the convoy into the mountains. 3hrs in the mountains and falling further behind.

I start getting livid (5-6hrs driving at this point). After contuing to drive and losing the others who sped away in their big cars we couldn't call due to now reception in Snowdonia NP.

Eventually get in touch: "We're here now where are you?" ... Still up in the mountains where you left us. Finally come to a sign with Port Maddock. Cant remember how far that was but remember underneath Betswy Coed 2m...

So probably 7-8hrs driving at this point, running out of fuel. I demand we go home. Agreed. An hour later get a call "You nearly here yet we've all set up"... Gave an earfull and hung up.

Called the old man and told him bob over and post key through.

Topped up with fuel by Betswy. Started going back and were nearly home when there is a bang and then steam starts coming out of the car bonet.

Open up and the water is boiling. I had unscrew it lest it explode. Waited another 20mins for it cool down, laughing to save from crying.

Got back in car continued on way. Car starts really playing up. Grinding sounds, slowing down at seemingly random points. Then realise have locked the solid wood door... My dads posting key through.... Try call... No answer. It would take an enforcer get the door off.

Get back and see the giant hole the blokes had dug outside house (car size) and went around back knowing my dad would have been already :( leaving us locked out of house. Waiting and fuming. Hear a car door. Some urge to run and check and thank god I did as my dad was literally lifting up the letterbox to post the key through. Just stop him.

Got in at the house at 5pm. Went straight bed after a sandwich and didn't wake up until 8 the next day.

The car... The gearbox had bust, the fifth fear had blew through the geabox and it cost £250 to replace (free labour due to knowing mechanic).

TLDR: 6hr drive in mountains and disaster trip home.

Its actually the reason i will never holiday in Wales ever again and I hate having go on day trips there.
 
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