Would you honestly want to go and work here

rayer · 20 Sep 2008 at 09:05

After finding this skin laying around :eek:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1712940.ece

Mp4 · 20 Sep 2008 at 09:08

WARN PEOPLE THAT ITS A PIC OF A SPIDER IN THE FUTURE

well Dead Skin anyway .. still freaky!

Duke · 20 Sep 2008 at 09:09

I love how they emphasise words in bold.

Redz · 20 Sep 2008 at 09:10

Why did I think of the film Alien when I read that?

Raikiri · 20 Sep 2008 at 09:15

Goes from 'deadly creature' to 'could prove fatal to the sick or elderly'.

A loud bang could prove fatal to the elderly and if you're ill enough for the bite to kill you you're probably screwed anyway, considering the venom is similar in strength to that of a wasp.

So yeah, I wouldn't really care about working there.

rayer · 20 Sep 2008 at 09:16

Rather have a loud bang than find that thing clinging to my leg though..... BTW, pic of a big spider skin on link

Tom0 · 20 Sep 2008 at 09:17

They're going to open a derilict store cupboard one day and find the scene from Arachnophobia. Like **** would I work there. :eek:

KNiVES · 20 Sep 2008 at 10:00

Raikiri said:
Goes from 'deadly creature' to 'could prove fatal to the sick or elderly'.

A loud bang could prove fatal to the elderly and if you're ill enough for the bite to kill you you're probably screwed anyway, considering the venom is similar in strength to that of a wasp.

So yeah, I wouldn't really care about working there.

We all know you'd be the first to poop your pants at the sight of such a spider. I would too.

gumbald · 20 Sep 2008 at 10:02

There's worse things in Scunthorpe.

Raikiri · 20 Sep 2008 at 10:04

KNiVES said:
We all know you'd be the first to poop your pants at the sight of such a spider. I would too.

Rubbish. I've seen them and held them before. Nothing to be scared of

Wiggins · 20 Sep 2008 at 10:04

I'm just glad the Bingo popup happened seconds after the pic loaded.

The missus nearly had a heart attack.

gillywibble · 20 Sep 2008 at 10:14

Would go nice with some cottage cheese.

Pilky01 · 20 Sep 2008 at 10:16

I wouldnt work there for £686548465418646156468515648618574

Antar Bolaeisk · 20 Sep 2008 at 10:30

qwerty321 said:
I wouldnt work there for £686548465418646156468515648618574

Pay me that and I'd work anywhere.

Heck, I'd even do it for half.

Yes, even with big scarwy spiders

rayer · 20 Sep 2008 at 10:34

What about then for I wouldnt work there for £686548465418646156468515648618575

or a Dairylee ??

Soulja · 20 Sep 2008 at 10:37

Monster On Loose

Deadly creatue is on the loose

Now i know why you guys mock the sun.

rayer · 20 Sep 2008 at 10:47

Doesnt matter if it is dangerous or not, its huge, it probably screams and will jump on your face and clench its legs tight around your head whilst hissing.

pitchfork · 20 Sep 2008 at 10:54

I wouldn't mind it's only a spider, I wouldn't mind catching it and keeping it as a pet at work, get someone in for a rollocking, hold their head over the spider tank. That'd be brilliant

My only problem is I just wouldn't work in a refinery, not my scene.

Noel Gallagher · 20 Sep 2008 at 11:04

Chemical spillage + small spider = giant 12 inch spider

lee32uk · 20 Sep 2008 at 11:04

One fascinating feature of goliath bird-eaters, as well as some other tarantula species, is their ability to make noise. We don't normally associate spiders with noise, like we do with dogs, cats, birds, etc. We are accustomed to seeing spiders silently, stealthily crawling across walls, floors, and the sidewalk. But when feeling threatened, the goliath bird-eater is capable of making a pretty loud hissing noise by rubbing bristles on its legs together. Called stridulation, it can be loud enough to be heard up to 15 feet away!