Write a lie about the poster above!

Gunni Parker · 13 Aug 2010 at 11:32

I openly admit I have pinched this of another forum, but it has proved to be a good laugh.

Every thursday that falls on the 10th on each month, I can be seen on the white cliffs of Dover bench pressing a tranist van whilst only wearing a pink size 6 thong. :eek:

Gunni Parker · 13 Aug 2010 at 14:12

^ approached an old lady with a dog in the street, knelt down beside her and retracted her dogs foreskin so that he could lick its red rocket!

Gunni Parker · 13 Aug 2010 at 16:35

^Got caught sniffing Babara Windsor's knickers whilst fingering a tub Hartley's strawberry jelly!

Gunni Parker · 13 Aug 2010 at 17:19

^Squirts mint Imperial Leather up his Dad's bum when he is in the shower!

Gunni Parker · 13 Aug 2010 at 18:59

^Purchased a Rampant Rabbit for his Nan, but really kept it for his Shire horse called Neil!

Gunni Parker · 13 Aug 2010 at 19:03

The aim of the game is to LIE!!!

Gunni Parker · 18 Nov 2011 at 15:27

Emailed me to restart this post!

Gunni Parker · 20 Nov 2011 at 20:24

^ true name is DERF and has a Spectrum ZX

Gunni Parker · 22 Nov 2011 at 15:52

Eats the gunk collected between his keyboard keys.

Gunni Parker · 2025-03-11T13:12:14+0000

Told a chimp in Chester zoo to buy butter from the author of this post.

Gunni Parker · 2025-03-12T11:36:26+0000

Was observed to have shattered a ruler with the ability to fire pigeon poop out of his nose.