Write a lie about the poster above!

[RossG]

^^ Father smells like elderberries

 

[Roweyboi]

^Has pneumatic kneecaps

 

[Castiel]

thinks 3 inches is above average...

 

[Frenzy]

^ the S is for superMAN

 

[Chives]

^ Lives in a fictional world.

 

[Dmack]

Prefers Nissan to BMW

 

[V4NT0M]

Loves Man City

 

[randal]

edit - DAH! AGAIN!

^Only has one sig.

 

[Lysander]

...is a quick poster

 

[ots3go]

^ Played the leading role in a b-movie horror entitled, "Creamy Trousers". Needless to say, he excelled at the role of Lord Bumsalot.

 

[Stewy]

^ Was Lord Bumsalot's third victim. Euurrggghhh, third.

 

[Deleted member 77746]

^ lives in London.

 

[paulh]

optitech-uk is Keyser Söze!

 

[Steedie]

Once got escorted out of a Debenhams store for trying on suspenders on the shop floor

 

[Stewy]

^ Has never been kicked out of Debenhams for sexually assaulting a mannequin. Not even once. Never.

 

[mattjd]

Had anal with a mannequin in Topshop's street view window.

 

[233]

once started in a adult entertainment film called stewart does the harlequins (rumour has it he couldnt sit down for a week afterwards)

 

[j.col]

once started in a adult entertainment film called stewart does the harlequins (rumour has it he couldnt sit down for a week afterwards)

^^^^^ he was the fluffer

 

[mattjd]

j.col was the tranny who injured me

 

[Edward78]

once started in a adult entertainment film called stewart does the harlequins (rumour has it he couldnt sit down for a week afterwards)

OMG, hehe.

The other actor was mattjd. Hey I know what "stiff upper lip" refers to now.