Write a lie about the poster above!

[craptakular]

^ Ate all the froggy biscuits.

Is Cheshire Soggy biscuit champion 2011.

Won with an impressive 14x soggy pink wafers, 6x ginger nut crunch's and 8 slices of short bread.

JMC007 will represent Cheshire at the UK soggy biscuit finals.

 

[OpenToSuggestions]

^ Has never been caught *******.

 

[godinman]

^ doesn't have erectile dis-function.

 

[Ringiho]

^ has a worrying knowledge of the poster above

 

[godinman]

^ will have a worrying knowledge of me before the night is out.

 

[Globul]

^ has a vagina

 

[tidusjar]

^ Is a woman.

 

[godinman]

^ needs a good porking.

edit - lol oh well

 

[tidusjar]

^ doesn't need a good porking.

 

[godinman]

^ doesn't have me standing behind him wearing nothing but a clown mask and a condom.

 

[tidusjar]

^ Doesn't know i'm not ready waiting for him.

 

[Edrof]

^Used to be indecisive but isn't sure now.

 

[Sone]

^ played tinkywinkie in the teletubies and puts it on his CV as serious drama

 

[Begbie]

^ Has never been caught *******.

Has been caught.

 

[Globul]

^Likes to dance around in princess dresses at night

^ Is a woman.

That's not a lie

 

[Tefal]

^Likes to dance around in princess dresses at night

likes to watch him doing it.

 

[tidusjar]

likes to watch him doing it.

Likes joining in.

That's not a lie

How do we know

 

[Speirs]

^is a ladyboy

 

[^TANK^]

Doesn't like eating other gentleman's tiger nuts.

 

[Rich_L]

^is a boylady