Write a lie about the poster above!

BeeP · 18 Nov 2011 at 23:48

Has a bum like the flag of Japan

infernox · 19 Nov 2011 at 01:22

Hates reading Heat magazine.

twist3d0n3 · 19 Nov 2011 at 01:40

hates rimjobs

bhavv · 19 Nov 2011 at 01:41

^^ Gives rimjobs.

twist3d0n3 · 19 Nov 2011 at 01:44

indulges in 69 rimjobs ^

SuperTronNarwhal · 19 Nov 2011 at 02:00

^ has given a rimjob to another man.

PermaChanged · 19 Nov 2011 at 02:35

^ was not the "another man"

PermaBanned · 19 Nov 2011 at 02:36

Mistyped their username.

PermaChanged · 19 Nov 2011 at 02:38

His sig is a lie

233 · 19 Nov 2011 at 08:43

once had sex with an old gate

wannabedamned · 19 Nov 2011 at 08:46

^ Once had the nickname old gate

Fred · 19 Nov 2011 at 09:51

Was not abandoned at the old church gate as a child and mistaken by the vicar for a gargoyle that fallen off the roof.

Gunni Parker · 20 Nov 2011 at 20:24

^ true name is DERF and has a Spectrum ZX

Bunka · 20 Nov 2011 at 20:32

Knows how to spell drawer.

britboy4321 · 20 Nov 2011 at 20:32

Attends bunka bunka parties. With many beautiful girls.

Bunka · 20 Nov 2011 at 20:33

Is neither british, or a boy.

Daze · 20 Nov 2011 at 20:36

Clubs seals for a living

Cosmic182 · 20 Nov 2011 at 20:40

^ Likes chubby boys in spandex

Podmonkey · 20 Nov 2011 at 20:48

Only ever eats food at 13:37

TheYoungster · 20 Nov 2011 at 21:24

Only ever eats food at 13:45.33