Write a lie about the poster above!

tidusjar · 21 Nov 2011 at 08:10

Forgets his name all the time...

SeraphX · 21 Nov 2011 at 08:13

Likes sniffing the feet of homeless people :O

Steedie · 21 Nov 2011 at 08:20

Once got caught performing a certain sexual act with one of the Queens courgis

freak2002 · 21 Nov 2011 at 08:47

Likes to get as close as possible to the stage at Barry Manilow concerts.

Sgt Tackleberry · 21 Nov 2011 at 08:57

freak2002 said:
Likes to get as close as possible to the stage at Barry Manilow concerts.

I heard that he was cought red handed with red paint!

godinman · 21 Nov 2011 at 09:04

Can spell.

Freelanc3r · 21 Nov 2011 at 09:07

isn't a virgin

Daze · 21 Nov 2011 at 17:46

has friends

Steve_bullockuk · 21 Nov 2011 at 17:52

Freelanc3r's best mate.

Scania · 21 Nov 2011 at 17:53

He actually prefers Sheep.

Brookert · 21 Nov 2011 at 18:13

^ Drives a smart car for his deliveries

FluffySheep · 21 Nov 2011 at 19:14

Thinks anybody from the south (especially Southampton) has an IQ of below 63

Scania · 21 Nov 2011 at 20:04

Certainly into Sheep. (given your name & location, that may or may not be a lie!)

stickman1 · 22 Nov 2011 at 02:46

Drives a pink fiat panda 4x4 for a living

Steedie · 22 Nov 2011 at 08:12

Likes to prepare his signature fish dish by marinading it overnight in his own "sauce"

Fred · 22 Nov 2011 at 08:57

Has never eaten Stickman1's signature fish dish!

Beasty · 22 Nov 2011 at 08:59

Is called George.

Brookert · 22 Nov 2011 at 09:29

Isn't so beasty, more 'weedy'

tidusjar · 22 Nov 2011 at 09:57

Likes to touch penguins.

HummuH1 · 22 Nov 2011 at 10:54

Is a penguin that likes being touched.