Write a lie about the poster above!

[FnG]magnolia · 18 Mar 2025 at 09:03

Probably wouldn't even go to The Beths concert if I sent him the tickets directly :/

e: English please, mags, come on!

Mercenary Keyboard Warrior · 18 Mar 2025 at 10:10

Licks the BBQ grill

ots3go · 18 Mar 2025 at 10:20

Is the BBQ grill...

Bluecube · 18 Mar 2025 at 10:41

Eats BBQ grills and never shares

TheMightyTen · 18 Mar 2025 at 11:17

BBQs Gen Z-ers to medium rare whilst dancing around in a pink tutu to the tune of Barbie Girl by Aqua

WARburton · 18 Mar 2025 at 11:19

this guys funny

Thekwango · 18 Mar 2025 at 11:49

they are well versed in consumer law

RevBillyG · 18 Mar 2025 at 12:50

Eats the yellow snow.

Bluecube · 18 Mar 2025 at 13:44

Believes in Jesus

Pawnless Endgame · 18 Mar 2025 at 18:34

^^ is a flat-Earther.

413x · 18 Mar 2025 at 18:38

Told me "shush.. It won't hurt".

Participant · 18 Mar 2025 at 18:41

Is not a pervert that only thinks about sex and boobs and stuff.

[FnG]magnolia · 18 Mar 2025 at 18:52

Is a cantakerous old man whose thin veneer of respectability doesn't quite hide the rough edges.

marinersfan · 18 Mar 2025 at 18:52

Polishes many trumpets

[FnG]magnolia · 18 Mar 2025 at 18:58

Doesn't like it in the Backstreet Boys version of I Like It That Way

tangey · 18 Mar 2025 at 19:47

Will do EVERYTHING for love including the thing that Meatloaf won't.

[FnG]magnolia · 18 Mar 2025 at 19:49

Won't accept me breaking the fourth wall to say bravo, well done and godspeed.

Efour · 18 Mar 2025 at 19:49

He kissed a girl and he didn't like it, The taste of her cherry chapstick.....

oh damn a lie ... i messed up

tangey · 18 Mar 2025 at 20:01

Didn't want to be one of the boys brought to the yard for her milkshake.

Gepetto · 18 Mar 2025 at 21:21

Slightly bland, not really tart at all.