Write a lie about the poster above!

burtie · 13 Aug 2010 at 13:13

Likes bum sex.

Rotty · 13 Aug 2010 at 13:13

Von Smallhausen said:
Unsrews his private parts every night and pops them in a glass of Sterident for that squeaky clean feeling.

Helps people "fall down stairs"

PardonTheWait · 13 Aug 2010 at 13:13

Rotty played rhythm guitar on the recording of 'Breaking the Law' by Judas Priest

shine · 13 Aug 2010 at 13:14

Is a secret Utd fan.

robgmun · 13 Aug 2010 at 13:15

Is rumoured to have his heart in upside down and once shagged fern cotton and made him a pie afterwards

bakes0310 · 13 Aug 2010 at 13:16

Gets random women spitting into his mouth.

TheCenturion · 13 Aug 2010 at 13:17

Buys all PC parts from competitors :eek:

Anominity · 13 Aug 2010 at 13:20

anant_shah94 said:
Buys all PC parts from competitors

Is Jewish

bakes0310 · 13 Aug 2010 at 13:21

anant_shah94 said:
Buys all PC parts from competitors

You son of a bitch :mad:

randal · 13 Aug 2010 at 13:21

dah - edit

Loves Arnie soundboards.

bakes0310 · 13 Aug 2010 at 13:23

Thinks back to the future is cool......oh yeah i went there.

Witor · 13 Aug 2010 at 13:23

Looks a bit like his signature

(edit - Too sloooow)

PardonTheWait · 13 Aug 2010 at 13:24

Witor has got a lego brick up his bum that's been there since he was six

Knubje · 13 Aug 2010 at 13:50

^ Is a punctual guy

Father Ted · 13 Aug 2010 at 13:57

Knubje touches squirrels' nuts in an inappropriate way

Steedie · 13 Aug 2010 at 13:58

Often watches Father Ted with his pants round his ankles, tissues at hand

cHk4 · 13 Aug 2010 at 13:58

Is Peter Burns.

233 · 13 Aug 2010 at 13:59

is still a virgin

JBod · 13 Aug 2010 at 14:02

Is the Stig.

K.C. Leblanc · 13 Aug 2010 at 14:02

Is the illegitimate child of Roy Chubbie Brown.