Write a lie about the poster above!

Gunni Parker

Gunni Parker

Gunni Parker

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I openly admit I have pinched this of another forum, but it has proved to be a good laugh.

Every thursday that falls on the 10th on each month, I can be seen on the white cliffs of Dover bench pressing a tranist van whilst only wearing a pink size 6 thong. :eek:
 
The poster above was caught - by me and several others - pleasuring a cow because he believed that by making the cow extra happy, the cow would eventually produce better steaks when it was slaughtered.
 
SideWinder said:
The poster above was caught - by me and several others - pleasuring a cow because he believed that by making the cow extra happy, the cow would eventually produce better steaks when it was slaughtered.
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On a Saturday night, if you pay him enough he'll be a missile or snake into another man's ass.
 
In 1972, 02goswej, a crack commando, was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. 02goswej promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire... 02goswej.
 
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