Write a lie about the poster above!

Steedie · 17 Aug 2010 at 12:21

Does not know first hand the size of my manhood

Meatball · 17 Aug 2010 at 12:27

^^^

Doesn't actually have a full uk driving licence.

Gunni Parker · 18 Nov 2011 at 15:27

Emailed me to restart this post!

True_Scotsman · 18 Nov 2011 at 15:29

Is in my Mar's knicker draw!

Tomcat825 · 18 Nov 2011 at 15:30

^^ Is not the Stig....

G-MAN2004 · 18 Nov 2011 at 15:31

Is straight.

FTM · 18 Nov 2011 at 15:31

is a child in need..DONATE NOW!!!

Nate75 · 18 Nov 2011 at 15:33

Is good in bed

Sunbed · 18 Nov 2011 at 15:33

Is bad in bed

Banzai_Joe · 18 Nov 2011 at 15:35

Didn't sleep with his own mother.

RoboCod · 18 Nov 2011 at 15:36

is male

Banzai_Joe · 18 Nov 2011 at 15:37

respects the poster for his comment/

kokuten · 18 Nov 2011 at 15:38

isn't sexually attracted to people with down syndrome

Yamahahahahaha · 18 Nov 2011 at 15:40

Is the very model of a modern major general, has information on animals, vegetables and minerals. Knows the Kings of England and can quote the fights historical, from Marathon to Waterloo in order catagorical!

TommyV · 18 Nov 2011 at 15:42

isn't a pedophile

Metalface Mark · 18 Nov 2011 at 15:42

Is the only white man that can jump.

paddy · 18 Nov 2011 at 15:43

just lost the game

pellet · 18 Nov 2011 at 15:46

Lives on a diet of grass and fleas.

Rameses · 18 Nov 2011 at 15:56

is a prolific poster...

Steedie · 18 Nov 2011 at 15:56

Often likes to pepper his angus