Write a lie about the poster above!

[mejinks]

Eats chocolate digestives with lime pickle.

Thats actually not a lie. Chilli Jam too!

 

[Freefaller]

Thats actually not a lie. Chilli Jam too!

Didn't make love to me

 

[DJMK4]

Is scared of heights

 

[Diddums]

Loves being the other side of glory holes.

 

[Monkeynut]

Loves being the other side of glory holes.

Pretends to be a woman.

 

[DJMK4]

Loves being the other side of glory holes.

<====3

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Won't return my calls even after I apologised for what was, I admit, a public faux pas.

 

[Ayahuasca]

Despite having my phone number memorized and tattooed on both arms, they claim I'm not returning calls when in reality they've been sending smoke signals to my apartment for weeks.

 

[413x]

Despite having my phone number memorized and tattooed on both arms, they claim I'm not returning calls when in reality they've been sending smoke signals to my apartment for weeks.

Lost a game of soggy biscuit on purpose.
Because he loves a "custard" creme.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Has never hiked a day in his life and rips other people's actual content from IG and repurposes it as his own.

 

[m4rmite]

Has never hiked a day in his life and rips other people's actual content from IG and repurposes it as his own.

Is actually scared of ghosts despite his claim not to be.

 

[marinersfan]

Has a Brazilian wax.

 

[Freefaller]

Has a Brazilian wax.

Doesn't use lube.

 

[Participant]

Has never used steroids.

 

[Ayahuasca]

Has never had a hair transplant.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Bought me flowers.

 

[Ayahuasca]

Never been seen in pouring rain.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Believes there are 11 calendar months and that November is a made up fiction.

 

[RxR]

Yodels like a banshee

 

[Yaayuh!]

Is not on my ignore list.