I'm sitting around the dinner table with family pulling crackers and reading the enclosed jokes. Post your most awful cracker jokes here to groan at. 
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
Goes back 4 seconds
What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a detective?
Sherlock Bones
What dog can't bark?
A hotdog
With what do you cut through giant waves?
A sea-saw
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck
What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me something smells
What kind of doctor is Dr Pepper?
A fizzician
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
Goes back 4 seconds
What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a detective?
Sherlock Bones
What dog can't bark?
A hotdog
With what do you cut through giant waves?
A sea-saw
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck
What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me something smells
What kind of doctor is Dr Pepper?
A fizzician