Xmas pressy giveaway

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I have a spare copy of Portal (the first one) on my steam account which I have decided to give away as an early xmas pressy for someone here.

So if you would like a chance to win it simply type:

Santa I have been a very good boy/girl (type in your sex :p) this year.

If you can chuck in a joke at the end that would be great :) lol

Will pick a winner this friday at 7pm.

PS you must have a steam account for me to gift this to you.

Winner is G-MAN2004 Sent you a trust msg to get your Steam ID. Gz man

Merry xmas to everyone else :D
 
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Santa I have been a very good boy this year

Q. Why did the reindeer cross the road ?
A. It was tied to the chicken.
 
Surely the reindeer would dictate the direction of movement?

Unless it was one of those mammoth GM chickens.

Or a chicken from skyrim, and the reindeer knows that if it does anything wrong it will have a whole town attacking it :p

P.s. Santa I have been a very good boy/girl (Male) this year. :D
 
Santa I have been a very good boy this year,
And so I hope you pass that portal gun over here.
It'll make my day and I'll be sure to play it lots on my PC,
So please make my wish come true for when I check under my virtual Christmas tree.
Oh and also, thanks for the opportunity! ;)
 
Santa I have been a very good boy this year.

Im always trying to come up with good jokes but might aswell just put a classic as i never win with my funny jokes xD

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get drunk. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, "Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there." And the man says, "No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."
 
Seems not a lot of interest but then I guess most ppl already have portal :)

Anyways the winner is

G-MAN2004

Santa I have been a very good boy this year,
And so I hope you pass that portal gun over here.
It'll make my day and I'll be sure to play it lots on my PC,
So please make my wish come true for when I check under my virtual Christmas tree.
Oh and also, thanks for the opportunity! ;)

Made me smile lol :D Gz man

Sending you a trust message for your steam ID then will send the gift over.
 
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