Yoga pants

Diddums · 13 Jul 2017 at 07:24

Anyone who commutes by tube in London will know: The last year has seen an absolute explosion in the amount of members of the fairer sex wearing yoga pants to and from work.

Now don't get me wrong, as someone who appreciates a fine derriere I will never complain, it certainly makes the tube rides a bit less mundane than staring at briefcase Carefulbankers when you've finished the Metro but you can't tell me that all these women go to the gym. No chance. Zero. Nada. So why do they do it? Do they wear them to commute in and then get changed at work? Why?

I dunno.

#diddums'braindidsomeworkagain

Diddums · 13 Jul 2017 at 07:43

Feek said:
Comfort, attention and a way of putting your assets on display without quite being a nudist.

Diddums · 13 Jul 2017 at 07:55

Diddums · 13 Jul 2017 at 10:58

Freefaller said:
I'm not a million miles away - that can always be done!

Where are you based now then?

Diddums · 13 Jul 2017 at 11:23

Freefaller said:
Norf Lundun innit. (Near Kentish Town)

Sorry to hear that mate

Diddums · 16 Apr 2018 at 19:03

Ladies and gentlemen, the jury is in session again :cool:

Diddums · 16 Apr 2018 at 21:22

Diddums · 29 Mar 2019 at 09:25

Oh hell yes, we're getting to that time of year again gentlemen :cool:

Love it.

Diddums · 29 Mar 2019 at 09:57

LiE said:
Please upgrade to man sized pages. Page 2 here.

3 here. I'm not man enough yet

Diddums · 29 Mar 2019 at 09:59

Rossi~ said:
April?

Sure, why not!

Diddums · 29 Mar 2019 at 11:15

BowdonUK said:
It's probably safer to wear pants than a skirt these days.

Why, you scared all the boys see your vajayjay?

Diddums · 29 Mar 2019 at 11:26

BowdonUK said:
If I had a vajayjay I wouldnt be going to work!

This raises many questions young man. Do explain yourself pls.

Diddums · 29 Mar 2019 at 11:53

LiE said:
I can't help but notice that every girl I see posing in yoga pants, she is up on her toes with a slight bent leg. I think it helps accentuate the butt.

Disgusting behaviour, how very dare they :mad:

Diddums · 29 Mar 2019 at 11:58

dowie said:
makes the legs look good, same reason ballerinas point their feet or indeed why high heels are popular among women

Captain Obvious! We have an Inexplicable Kraken on the horizon! Man the harpoon of Explanations!

Diddums · 1 Apr 2019 at 20:31

[FnG]magnolia said:
Did diddums get suspended over yoga pants?

*chortles*

[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

I was banned because I was a bell end to someone.

Dis86 said:
I look at that and think the same now. She looks like she's having some kind of spasm/fit.

She's obviously just had it tightened up and is making sure it won't fall off in public.

Diddums · 22 Dec 2020 at 18:51

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