You are not the father

[Ayahuasca]

Man who mixed own sperm with dad’s will not have to take paternity test

High court rules Barnsley council does not have right to force man to take DNA test to determine parentage of son

www.theguardian.com

 

[peterwalkley]

Jeremy Kyle says hello.

 

[Jokester]

Jeremy Kyle says hello.

All is forgiven to be honest.

 

[Whitewater]

Brotherson or Sonbrother?

 

[Semple]

At first I thought WTF, but having read the article I'm now sat here thinking WTF is the council doing wasting money taking a case like that to court which they had no business knowing who the true biological father is.

 

[Efour]

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

 

[doodah]

Had to find another version of this story to get my head around it. The son and father are third on my WTF list, then the mother agreeing to it second and first - the council!

How can you look your father-in-law in the eye at Christmas dinner? What happens when a friend or family member who doesn't know comments 'awww he really does have his grandfather's eyes' followed by the world's most awkward silence? And why would mixing it make it better, did they think it was like crafting a potion in Zelda?

 

[cheesyboy]

OK, your dad's jizz is in a cup on the kitchen top, you've just topped it up with your own contribution.

What are you using to stir it up?

 

[Vexr]

Can't be! I read in the Guardian that male menopause is for real.

 

[doodah]

OK, your dad's jizz is in a cup on the kitchen top, you've just topped it up with your own contribution.

What are you using to stir it up?

Just mildly choked on some spit reading this

 

[sx_turbo]

Had to find another version of this story to get my head around it. The son and father are third on my WTF list, then the mother agreeing to it second and first - the council!

How can you look your father-in-law in the eye at Christmas dinner? What happens when a friend or family member who doesn't know comments 'awww he really does have his grandfather's eyes' followed by the world's most awkward silence? And why would mixing it make it better, did they think it was like crafting a potion in Zelda?

But if your desperate to have a child and can't afford IVF,

It's not something I would do, and makes me feel a little sick thinking about it, however when In desperation things aren't always so black and white.

 

[Dis86]

Just mildly choked on some spit reading this

Could be worse. Could have gargled to mix it up and choked on that.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

I went to Barnsley once and this story provides me with no surprise.

 

[slinxy]

IDK… you hear of mothers or sisters willing to be surrogate mothers…
It’s not like the mother in this case has a sexual relationship with her partners father.

But the science doesn’t add up, if the son’s sperm count was low or something and needed to be mixed in with his fathers for it to work, then surely it’s a higher chance of the child being the fathers?

 

[Zenduri]

OK, your dad's jizz is in a cup on the kitchen top, you've just topped it up with your own contribution.

What are you using to stir it up?

Im assuming this was a turkey baster stir and baste job if they couldnt afford IVF

 

[uber soldat]

Why is the Bechamel sauce still in the fridge dad? Oh no.......

 

[FlapR]

OK, your dad's jizz is in a cup on the kitchen top, you've just topped it up with your own contribution.

What are you using to stir it up?

Tongue

 

[Mysterae_]

Randal, Randal, you're dad's a gamble.

 

[arknor]

Who do you think came up with the idea? the father of the supposed father?

 

[ttaskmaster]

Im assuming this was a turkey baster stir and baste job if they couldnt afford IVF

Nah, they make squirting dildos, now. You'll probably find the conception video on an Only Fans channel somewhere.