
Man who mixed own sperm with dad’s will not have to take paternity test
High court rules Barnsley council does not have right to force man to take DNA test to determine parentage of son

All is forgiven to be honest.Jeremy Kyle says hello.
Just mildly choked on some spit reading thisOK, your dad's jizz is in a cup on the kitchen top, you've just topped it up with your own contribution.
What are you using to stir it up?
Had to find another version of this story to get my head around it. The son and father are third on my WTF list, then the mother agreeing to it second and first - the council!
How can you look your father-in-law in the eye at Christmas dinner? What happens when a friend or family member who doesn't know comments 'awww he really does have his grandfather's eyes' followed by the world's most awkward silence? And why would mixing it make it better, did they think it was like crafting a potion in Zelda?
Just mildly choked on some spit reading this![]()
OK, your dad's jizz is in a cup on the kitchen top, you've just topped it up with your own contribution.
What are you using to stir it up?
OK, your dad's jizz is in a cup on the kitchen top, you've just topped it up with your own contribution.
What are you using to stir it up?
Nah, they make squirting dildos, now. You'll probably find the conception video on an Only Fans channel somewhere.Im assuming this was a turkey baster stir and baste job if they couldnt afford IVF