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You know when you're a car-modding-addict petrol head when -
You have more dials in the car than a 747 cockpit has
Speed bumps make you 3 point turn and find another route
You have to stop and turn engine off to take a telephone call
Engine vibrations make you wanna pee
Your GF hates your car
Your children hate your car
Your GF and Children feel sick after a ride in your car
Various internal parts need screwing back down every 7 days
When someone wants to look around you immediately pop the bonnet
You could stand staring at the engine for hours on end
Your driving attention is split 99% to the rev counter 1% to the road
You have a hiding place for all your receipts
You know when you're a car-modding-addict petrol head when -
You have more dials in the car than a 747 cockpit has
Speed bumps make you 3 point turn and find another route
You have to stop and turn engine off to take a telephone call
Engine vibrations make you wanna pee
Your GF hates your car
Your children hate your car
Your GF and Children feel sick after a ride in your car
Various internal parts need screwing back down every 7 days
When someone wants to look around you immediately pop the bonnet
You could stand staring at the engine for hours on end
Your driving attention is split 99% to the rev counter 1% to the road
You have a hiding place for all your receipts