you know your driving too fast when....

Siliconslave · 29 Jan 2006 at 03:48

got thinking on my drive home tonight...

you know your driving too fast when:

Your GPS nav is 2 juntions behind
You need to start indicating one junction in advance
you start apexing motorway corners
your headlights only seem to light up stuff you just past
your onbord clock reads sept 19th 1985
you overtake yourself on the m25
you can prove it wasn't you speeding cause you have another ticket from 200 miles away at the same time
you overtake verons
you overtake the stig
the blue lights dissapear from your rear view, only to be replaced by a stange turbulancy noise and glowing light from above
your mpg switches to gpm

and thats about as far as i got, please feel free to add to the list

Siliconslave · 29 Jan 2006 at 13:16

i don't know, some of you guys have no sence of humor

Siliconslave · 29 Jan 2006 at 13:30

you become a regular on "police camera action"

Siliconslave · 30 Jan 2006 at 02:02

pyro said:
Is that possible?

as i said before, don't take it so seriously mate, everyone know they stig exists in evey position of everytime, so is theortically impossible to overtake