You know you're a student when...

[Tefal]

It's 6 am, and your eating mayonnaise out of a jar as there's nothing else to eat.

 

[Rebelius]

It's 6.30 and you've just watched Lost because you couldn't be bothered to wait till tomorrow and you have no lectures on a Friday anyway.

 

[Tefal]

... I'm starting to think that mayonnaise goes out of date after 3 months

 

[Hyper]

You survive on Rustlers burgers for weeks

 

[Wiggins]

You know your a student when...

You get on the bus with no money and offer to pay the driver with a selection of pre-packed sandwiches in a black bin liner that you nicked from the uni canteen

Oh the fun i used to have

 

[S.Cope]

As soon as I read the title this:

anytime before 11 in the morning is early, and having to finish uni/college at 5/6pm at night is a no no!

was first to come into my head. So true. I'm on my 3rd year work placement getting up at 6am every day - it's killing me! 6am was un-imagineable a year ago, 9am was painfully early! Ah well there's still 4th year for more slacking..

 

[Dreadi]

I thought vodkat was only 22% due to being "vodka flavoured something"
im a morrinov(morrison's own) or gin man myself

it is, but it seems to get to me quicker then actual vodka does and is cheap so i always get a bottle in

 

[Psypher5]

It's 5am and you've just watched Lost because you couldn't be bothered to wait till tomorrow

and you have 9 till 11 of the most boring lectures in the world.

 

[Kristoph]

I just had a 10-11 lecture - thats it for today.

The rest of my day is gnna include...

lying in the sun on my bed for midday nap,

doing a bit of revision,

cooking dinner,

watching This is England tonight.

Oh, and its Friday and its sunny!

 

[geeza]

I just had a 10-11 lecture - thats it for today.

The rest of my day is gnna include...

In my final year i was in for 5 hours a week! I got by on going to 2 of the practicals, so 3 hours a week.

The rest of my time was spent sunbathing, bbqs, beer/all dayers and going to the park (at least hen it was hot)

Computer, tv and bed was reserved for the cold!

 

[Nitro_Junkie]

...when very few of the above stereotypes actually apply to you

I wash clothes regularly
I eat proper food
I wash dishes when they've been used
My room doesn't resemble the site of a tornado through a landfill site
I don't spend 90% of my student loan on alcohol

However, anytime before 10am is early
My final year does consist of 8 hours of lectures, with nothing on Wednesday and Friday, but project work takes adds up a few hours more

 

[Feef]

...when you celebrate being out of your overdraft by going and spending a lot on beer

...when your first thought on waking up is "where am I now?"

Well, that was true for me this morning anyway.

 

[TheCrow]

Do students still make shelves out of breeze blocks and planks?

yes im about to do that - got all the bits just waiting for the blocks to dry out