Your current employment status

MUFC · 2026-02-06T09:11:39+0000

Not sure if there is a thread for this. What are your current job roles if you're in work? Are any of you looking to leave, go for promotion or a career change?

throwaway4372 · 2026-02-06T09:14:48+0000

New accounts don't get to ask such personal questions.

aVdub · 2026-02-06T09:51:19+0000

hornetstinger · 2026-02-06T09:54:31+0000

throwaway4372 said:
New accounts don't get to ask such personal questions.

How many times do you wipe your bum after you go poo?

FBi7 · 2026-02-06T10:18:46+0000

aVdub said:
Yes

No

throwaway4372 · 2026-02-06T10:31:53+0000

hornetstinger said:
How many times do you wipe your bum after you go poo?

Too many

TommyV · 2026-02-06T10:34:52+0000

hornetstinger said:
How many times do you wipe your bum after you go poo?

Fold or scrunch?

Semple · 2026-02-06T10:35:20+0000

Spot the recruiter.

DJMK4 · 2026-02-06T10:35:58+0000

hornetstinger said:
How many times do you wipe your bum after you go poo?

Not too many times, if you do it too many times, you get ring sting. This all depends what type of poo paper your using

Terminal_Boy · 2026-02-06T10:35:59+0000

hornetstinger said:
How many times do you wipe your bum after you go poo?

Until bum is clean?

Jokester · 2026-02-06T10:36:31+0000

How long is a piece of toilet rolll?

Terminal_Boy · 2026-02-06T10:36:39+0000

Semple said:
Spot the recruiter.

It’s not a recruiter - it can spell.

Ammo1337 · 2026-02-06T10:37:39+0000

Current full time master's student.

If you're a recruiter then some help getting a summer internship would be lovely

happy_2008 · 2026-02-06T13:14:56+0000

Odd first question for a new account

aaronyuri · 2026-02-06T13:27:14+0000

Is OP a recruiter? Come to survey the masses of OcUK.

throwaway4372 · 2026-02-06T14:11:08+0000

Jokester said:
How long is a piece of toilet rolll?

Not long enough :eek:

Pawnless Endgame · 2026-02-06T17:10:20+0000

1st question - yes I am employed.
2nd question - a couple of wipes of poo paper then finish off with a ~~flushable~~ wet wipe.

MUFC · 2026-02-06T17:13:17+0000

DJMK4 said:
Not too many times, if you do it too many times, you get ring sting. This all depends what type of poo paper your using

Any video evidence of the wiping?

Ayahuasca · 2026-02-06T17:16:14+0000

Completed it mate

Gray2233 · 2026-02-06T17:19:31+0000

Ever since the Covid bog-roll shortage I've been practicing the art of folding one sheet of single ply.