Your dream British made movie game

[2013]

You've won the 1st prize in a companion
The prize is your dream movie ($250m budget)


The catch is, it needs to be mostly British, Director, Producer, Cast, so on

What can you come up with
Genre
Director
Producer
Cast
Cinematography
Writer
Design
Music

 

[2013]

I've never won a companion before.

Genre: Crime/comedy (along the lines of a very pale imitation of The Producers)
Director: Me
Producer: Me
Cast: Me
Cinematography: Me
Writer: Me
Design: Me
Music: Me

I'll be needing all of that $250m budget.

I think Boris already has the job of getting paid for doing ****.