Soldato
Well after having a smile about the bad teeth thread it reminded me of one of my disasterous dates....
Took a girl to the pics to see titanic - she asked if it was a true story
Sat on the back row copped a feel - seemed strange - found out later why!
Got back to hers was a pic on the wall of a bloke id seen round the area ( i worked in the local shop ). She told me its her husband who killed himself
Got her clothes off - the strange feeling from before - she literally had a beard on her nips lol!!!
Not one to waste an oppertunity tho i stayed the night
Morning comes and i wake up thinking theres an earthquake.
Turns out she was deaf - instead of an alarm clock she had a vibrating bed.
So id been with her all afternoon / night and not noticed she was deaf lol.
Didnt see her then for years until i went to blackpool with my mate and we went to the mates brothers. I heard this voice asking if we wanted a drink. Dam me it was her again. I dont know who went the reddest lol
Took a girl to the pics to see titanic - she asked if it was a true story
Sat on the back row copped a feel - seemed strange - found out later why!
Got back to hers was a pic on the wall of a bloke id seen round the area ( i worked in the local shop ). She told me its her husband who killed himself
Got her clothes off - the strange feeling from before - she literally had a beard on her nips lol!!!
Not one to waste an oppertunity tho i stayed the night
Morning comes and i wake up thinking theres an earthquake.
Turns out she was deaf - instead of an alarm clock she had a vibrating bed.
So id been with her all afternoon / night and not noticed she was deaf lol.
Didnt see her then for years until i went to blackpool with my mate and we went to the mates brothers. I heard this voice asking if we wanted a drink. Dam me it was her again. I dont know who went the reddest lol
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