Your OcUK Homework...

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Right guys, I've just been talking to the ever wise Scuzi and we've come to the conclusion that the "High-Five" thing just doesn't work :(
We've found you get is either a strange look or a giggle and a return high-five.

Therefore, due to some discussion Scuzi and I, based on personal experiences have decided to set you some homework!

A couple of times recently I have been out and ended up with some attention after accidentially spilling some drink on some poor girl. NOTE: This was genuinally accidental on both occassions but on both occassions the girl in question decided to be a little more intimate. On both occassions I was pushed or nudged by someone and the drink landed on the girl and on both occassions I apologised and wiped off the drink.

So, "What's the homework?" I hear you ask.

Well, Scuzi and I are curious to whether this is actually a newly discovered phenomenon or not and we would like you to go out and put it into practice and then post back the results.

Please post back the amount of liquid spilled, where it landed, how attractive (out of 10) the girl was, what drink was actually used, and most importantly: if it worked or not! :p

It's kinda like the high-five thing, but involves fluids!
 
Mohinder said:
If I spill any liquids over girls, I'm not posting it on here.

Private, innit.

I demand to know what liquid, where and how much was used even if it was private! :p


Was it milk by any chance?
 
Hmm, either i've been very lucky or i'm special :cool:

Beginning to not want to push my luck now though! :p
 
AthlonTom said:
ok went out tonight, first girl got a teeny weeny little bit of my JD on her and got chatting to me, seems quite nice - after about 20 mins though it was obvious she was a chav. High fiving saved me though! A nice hot rock chick walked by and smiled at me - one high five later and I've got a date 2morrow night - Bargain.

I'm not saying the drink thing doesn't work, but high fiving seems to work better for the kinda Indie rock girls I go for.

Anyone else done further field testing this evening?

*Makes a note of the results on his clipboard*
 
gord said:
Theres one.. a giraffe that is..
giraffewalk8nz.jpg

hmm, looks like it's negatively skewed tbh. Based on the results so far, we should be seeing a positive correlation :D
 
I'm beginning to think those who read the forums but havn't signed up are employing our tactics further afield.

Otacon has almost seen through me :p
 
Pumpkinstew said:
I employed this very same tactic back at University. It's one of the few chat up techniques which is guaranteed successful. :cool:

So keep it under your hats chaps or everyone will be doing it. ;)

*taps nose*
 
Bunka said:
^^^

Genius with the watch idea. :D :D

I remember that from TV on some program about body language. Apparently a good indicator of what people want is where their feet are pointed.
 
*bump*

So ladies and gentlemen, what were the results from the "Drinks spilling" and "Groin Fiving" experiements?


:p
 
Gilly said:
Drinks spilling was a bit dodgy.

I was about to attempt a groin five when her boyfriend walked up looking daggers about the spilt drink.

So I hi-fived him instead.

Did you pull him then? ;)
 
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