Zombie attack - what weapon would you use?

EdGey · 25 Mar 2013 at 22:44

Sod the bow... I'll take a GPMG with 1 million rounds.

Or a Type 45 destroyer.

mrk · 25 Mar 2013 at 22:44

A sword won't run out of fuel, it will not jam, it doesn't need a magazine, it can attack from a distance and doesn't need much energy to use effectively. It can also slice through multiple zombies in one swoop.

It is also boss as ****.

RogerMesenseless · 25 Mar 2013 at 22:46

Hand Axe and a riot shield.

SexyGreyFox · 25 Mar 2013 at 22:47

mrk knows the score

233 · 25 Mar 2013 at 22:47

multiple crowbars

shroomz · 25 Mar 2013 at 22:54

mrk said:
A sword won't run out of fuel, it will not jam, it doesn't need a magazine, it can attack from a distance and doesn't need much energy to use effectively. It can also slice through multiple zombies in one swoop.

It is also boss as ****.

Too bad unless she shifted her grip she'd break both thumbs the first time she hit something...... sorry
/pedant
/sad
/hypocrite cause katana OP

funguST · 25 Mar 2013 at 22:57

isonomicjedi said:
I would use a triangular Flapjack

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18499628&highlight=flapjack

lol

How about this
http://www.bobblebot.co.uk/querty/uploads/images/killalot_edited.jpg

No hotlinking. Thank you.

=XDC=FluphyBunny · 25 Mar 2013 at 22:58

Good grief I wish that woman would clean and oil that sword occasionally.

dacads · 25 Mar 2013 at 22:58

233 said:
multiple crowbars

For when you have to break into a car and leg it

Might be out of luck if there's no fuel

mrk · 25 Mar 2013 at 23:01

OBVIOUSLY that's her boxing (swording?) stance

RogerMesenseless · 25 Mar 2013 at 23:01

Actually, scrap the hand axe. I'd take HypnoDisc

Orcvader · 25 Mar 2013 at 23:03

Chickens. Loads of them.

They gave me so much fun...

A plus side of also being a food source... assuming they don't kill you.

Combat squirrel · 25 Mar 2013 at 23:04

FoxEye · 25 Mar 2013 at 23:06

My teeth. For getting at the delicious, nutritious brains. Knowing my luck, I'd be one of the first to get zombified

No1newts · 25 Mar 2013 at 23:09

Cricket bat.

If it's good enough for Shaun of the Dead it's good enough for me!

In all honesty though (as if this were a serious topic

) a nice double bladed axe with a short haft, messy and brutal up close!

Jumper118 · 25 Mar 2013 at 23:10

1 throwing knife then just run.

Castiel · 25 Mar 2013 at 23:13

One weapon you say?

Judgeneo · 25 Mar 2013 at 23:17

I need nothing but the clothes of the fallen to wrap around my fists.

Usel · 25 Mar 2013 at 23:20

Long handled Billhook, one metre length handle, ideal for pushing zombies back if swarmed upon then hacking at their brains. Light weight too.

anything I don't mind · 25 Mar 2013 at 23:21

multiple weapons, automatic rifle with scope like m4, hand gun or two and a huge hunting knife for close combat.

if I was any good with a bow, I would take that over m4