just been spat on! aka “Boxing stance”

Malevolence · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:29

G.s Glazing said:
No, a fellow has been stabbed by this man I think.

Clever reply though, great witt.

I take it that you've informed the police about this attempted murder‽

G.s Glazing · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:35

Malevolence said:
I take it that you've informed the police about this attempted murder‽

Why whould I need to if they already have him and who's to say its attemped murder? The fella was stabbed in th thigh

Sash · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:37

ಠ_ಠ

wannabedamned · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:38

Is your windows overlooking the whole incident or something? As it sounds like you have a front row seat

Craig R · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:42

G.s Glazing said:
Hi all,

So I was walking back to the office after lunch, walked pasted a man sitting down on a bench looking like he was waiting for a bus.

Why did you paste a man who was sitting waiting on a bus?

Perhaps this is why he spat on you?

UncleRuckus · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:46

Boxing stance is that like the boxxy or goatsy stance?

MarkA · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:50

You're lucky he didn't have a football (according to fergie).

He could have killed you.

G.s Glazing · 3 Jan 2013 at 16:57

So he was a nutter who managed to get out the hospital, had been loose since the 1st.
He had been doing this stuff all day according to the police, but this time he went into the local pub and got a steak knive and stabbed the first person he see.

Thanks for all your replys, laughs and insults.

Kamwah · 3 Jan 2013 at 17:01

You don't like being spat on? That's just not kinky.

StriderX · 3 Jan 2013 at 17:06

Woah...story changed.

That knife could easily have been for you, think you got off lucky. :eek:

4T5 · 3 Jan 2013 at 17:07

G.s Glazing said:
I go straight into my boxing stance.

Epic.

Judgeneo · 3 Jan 2013 at 17:08

I wonder if his saliva was diseased

Spangles · 3 Jan 2013 at 17:08

malfunkshun said:
So the way to deal with someone getting their bodily fluids on you (spit/saliva) is by probably getting more of their bodily fluids on you (blood)? mmm sensible.
I'd have just called him a **** and walked on. Especially since, and in contradiction of the post topic, it seems from the OP that said spit never actually met it's apparent target.

What do you think the OP was going to do? **** the bloke off? :confused:

Craterloads · 3 Jan 2013 at 17:10

You should have caught the spit in the palm of your hand, allowed it to drip along the crack of your ass and in a feminine voice, told the man "i'm ready for you". That would teach him.

StriderX · 3 Jan 2013 at 17:14

Craterloads said:
You should have caught the spit in the palm of your hand, allowed it to drip along the crack of your ass and in a feminine voice, told the man "i'm ready for you". That would teach him.

Malevolence · 3 Jan 2013 at 17:22

G.s Glazing said:
So he was a nutter who managed to get out the hospital, had been loose since the 1st.

Seems there's quite a bit of that going around recently.

ShaolinDreams · 3 Jan 2013 at 17:23

Well, I would proceed to engage him in conversation, secretly i would be contacting my homies to supply me with a Mac 10. So within 3 minutes i would be spraying up this old fool like a goodun.

Word.

coupe69 · 3 Jan 2013 at 17:23

G.s Glazing said:
I go straight into my boxing stance

fozzybear · 3 Jan 2013 at 17:27

G.s Glazing said:
So he was a nutter who managed to get out the hospital, had been loose since the 1st.
He had been doing this stuff all day according to the police, but this time he went into the local pub and got a steak knive and stabbed the first person he see.

Thanks for all your replys, laughs and insults.

Have you got a link to your local news website? I wouldn't mind reading more about this horrific incident.

UncleRuckus · 3 Jan 2013 at 17:29

Seriously, you are so ******* lucky you engaged boxing stance! You could see the headline now, "OP dies at hands of tramp - failed to activate boxing"